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This Is The Sorry, But True Story About MuFF!
One day:
Muffs father went out, and fucked a Sheep on New
Zealand, 5 months later, there is a freak born, which is screaming: "U filthy whores, Im gonna ass rape u, i have no life". And as we far know, and as u probably seen, he is still yelling the same words.
And its there where the sad story about the freak, Muff, ends!
THE END!!
Muff, i thought you were the King before, and was a normal smart person,
but u seemed to be the Biggest Jack Ass in the world!
ive got a automatic insult for n00bs like you, instead of me using my brain i can use the same insult over again much less work for me, anyway without further wait i bring u this:
yes you do u filthy fucking family wagon, water baby with erection problems why dont u become a god dam viagra man or sumthing u filth, im gona dress you up as a water baby, u were given birth to underwater coz they were hoping u would die, but u survived the water birth experience so u are now knowen as the water baby.
Im going to dress you up in sea weed as hair, and get a stocking filled with meat and material and cellotape it around so it looks like ure umbilical cord then ima staple it to your belly button, then after stapling it to ure crusty body, im going to put baby tubes on ure arms so u dont drown again, even though it wouldnt be a bad thing if u did drown coz we all hate you anyway. Then i am going to put a leash around your neck and tie u to the toe bar of my car then im gona drag u around the city with u grazing ure filthy scabby body all over the road, while i give passing pedestrians gherkins to throw at you.
YOU ARE UTTER FILTH!
thank you for listening.
Is a shame to have a battle of wits against unarmed people so I don't think I'll join in 
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Mortus u damn chick ^^
And muff, Get A Life u hocker
hocker?
u mean a hooker? which im most certanly not i mean sure i own a few whores and they are hookers one of them of course is ure mum shes very loose and unclean but hey she gets the job done
Muff, get a life, u sit home alone, looking at ur 2 inches big cock, and try to jack off, but u cant, thats why ur so Stupidly Mean. Get a life man, no one wants u here, ur yust a scum from NZ, well, i have friends from there, but NZ feels sorry that u were born, so screw u grandma loving whore!
nobody wants me here?? i can name of a few that dont want me here sure but thats coz theyre jealous of my sexines. And alot more people want me here than dont want me to, so shut your mouth little boy.
and i dont have to proove ne thing to you about my personal life coz err its personal?
Wizard, maybe Muff will give you some of the money your mum "earns" so you can go out and buy a dick.
And I want Muff here.
Muff, get a life, u sit home alone, looking at ur 2 inches big cock, and try to jack off, but u cant, thats why ur so Stupidly Mean. Get a life man, no one wants u here, ur yust a scum from NZ, well, i have friends from there, but NZ feels sorry that u were born, so screw u grandma loving whore!
Ohhh jacking off? That's what I saw you doing with the magnifying glass and tweezers wizard
Hmmm... Narcosis u litle twitt, stfu!
Gamecube, sorry, u saw urself in the mirror, i use one hand u see 8)
And muff, i would like u here, but if someone posts any kind of topic, like : "When does the server come up?". You will answer whit like:
"U Fucking Filthy Family Wagon, they sayed it will come up in a week, noob.", u have to THINK, they'll maybe been away, been sick or something, and maybe not reeded the post.. thx by the wipes! :evil:
Thats why i hate u.. ur so mean!
your right i ownage you~
muff i want you here....
youret he funniest guy on the boards
cootchie-coo, cuddle, cozy
*squirms*
ROFL MUFF JESUS WHAT A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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