[ Closed ] Muff and Fireborn Hate Mail Posts.. (Page 1 of 2)

To: Muff
Subject: You fucking Dumbass

Message:

Dear Muff

I am sick of your antics, I hate you and your kind. Your a fucking asshole and I am going to cum in your mouth the next time I see you. Just wait also, I am going to have fun pleasuring myself using your ass as my main tool.

You only can beat Fireborn on Faldon because I let you, I don't want to be kicked from the elite guild I am in for being better than you. I am working my way up in your ranks to later back stab you and steal your guild away from you and locking you into the Faldon jail for the rest of your life!

I hate you so much and when i see you again I am going to beat you with the leg of a blind man I just maimed thinking it was you. unfortunately I also ran into a pack of vicious girl scouts who I mistook one of them as you and she beat me like a red headed dutch stepchild. The tiny fists kept coming  :cry:  i couldn't stop them.. Any ways after she was done and the rest of them raped me and smeared dog shit over my cold naked body I regained consciousness and I am looking for you..

Be Prepared!

                                                             Much Love,
                                                             Fireborn

WOOT, you go man:D

Im waiting for Muffs rebutle... This is suppose to be for fun.. He said we were going to write hate mail... he hasnt wrote anything to me yet..

Dear:            Once was Sexy Fireborn
Date:            21st December 1883
From:           ure god and daddy
Subject:       i hate u and ure once was sexy body!

Dear whore

i cant believe u cheated on me with the snail, im fucking disgusted by you, that whole time me and u were making love u were putting leeches on ure dick and having sex with ure cousin.

YOU DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER WHAT TYPE OF FILTH U WERE PUTTING ON AND IN ME!!!.  I hate you more than a normal person hates dutch, i only let u in my elite guild to take advantage of you and your body, but it seems that u are the one whos done the tricking.

You coudlnt handle my ferrari like body, u had to go to the leeches and snails, and your cousin fred.

I never want to hear of you ever again, everytime i even see your name i throw up purple stuff and eat it on toast andi dont want that anymore!!

to: Fireborn (born enemy)
Subject: I hope u liked your dinner.

Dear Fireborn

i hope u enjoyed your dinner i made you , u fat sack of shit, little did u know when i said u were having roast racoon, well it wasnt!! it was ure dog and cat and hamster minced up into tiny pieces with all of the prostitutes overflow of cum spillage at central park in new york in ure meat to give it a nice creamy salty taste.

P.S i fucked your grandad and we are having babies together and that meansim going to be your grandma , then you will be sorry!

anyone noticed Muff obsession with fucking shit? Muff probally cant geta date and so resorts to bitching about it here?

:twisted: Muff is dupid, Fireborn rockz him :!:  :!:  ^^

Go FireBorn :!: 

From: Postmaster webmail
Subject: Return to sender
Date: June 6th, 1666
RE: to: Fireborn (born enemy)

I'm sorry to inform you that your previous message sent to "Fireborn" could not be recieved at this time, due to technical problems with Faggay(tm) webmail at this moment.

But being the loud, obnoxious snoop that I am, I've decided to read your e-mail. From what I can tell, you're a morally obese, 6 year old, schoolgirl with serious racism problems. You are most likely also a prostitute for college men with low self esteem.

If I ever had the dreadful experience of meeting you face-to-face, I would most likely be prone to chopping off your testicles with a rusty chainsaw and pouring vinegar into the wounds. I would then like to break your skull with a blunt object and shove a live lizard down your throat. Given the opportunity, I would then proceed to battering your internal organs with a bat and knocking your teeth out with a chisel.

You don't seem like a very nice person from what I can tell. You seem to get pleasure from other people's pain you lesbiotic sado-massicist. I hope you die of a very painful disease you cum-eating shitbag (That is, if you don't already have every STD known to man, and some found newly in you). I have to go you racist sack of shit. I hope you get raped by some "Stupid dutch" you dick-sucking homo.

Good riddance fucker,
Sincerely,
      Webmaster

fireborn sounds so evil! sounds like he's been planning his entire life to lock you up in this game muff, better watch out O.O haha

Lmao, yet you post! Do you know how stupid that is?

Oh sure, I'm contradicting myself by pointing that out, I know. But it was just too funny.

Come on.... post

Fireborn and Ender do the bending, MUFF, the godly double cocked man can do 2 at once.