Topic: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution
In a solemn plea to Al Queda executioners, John Kerry asked the terror suspects to delay the beheading of a Korean businessman until after the Clinton book signings and media blitz. "America just isn't watching", Kerry told reporters. "We're not ready."
The Democratic hopeful planned to use the event as an opportunity to point out George Bush's inability to negotiate with foreign opponents.
"It is important that America see the other side of terrorism. After all, Muslim extremists are people too...with wives and families", said Kerry.
Sen. Kerry is afraid that, as long as Bill Clinton chooses to hog the spotlight, Americans will miss an excellent opportunity to see goodness behind the terror.
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