1

Topic: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

In a solemn plea to Al Queda executioners, John Kerry asked the terror suspects to delay the beheading of a Korean businessman until after the Clinton book signings and media blitz. "America just isn't watching", Kerry told reporters. "We're not ready."

The Democratic hopeful planned to use the event as an opportunity to point out George Bush's inability to negotiate with foreign opponents.

"It is important that America see the other side of terrorism. After all, Muslim extremists are people too...with wives and families", said Kerry.

Sen. Kerry is afraid that, as long as Bill Clinton chooses to hog the spotlight, Americans will miss an excellent opportunity to see goodness behind the terror.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

2

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Absolutely disgusting.  Leave it to a liberal to help promote the notion of terrorists being "regular people."  And people wonder why I have no respect for Liberal scum.

3

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

I don't respect what was said there IF it is in fact true. As you say Fb, since me and Mold's information is usually untrue by your standards yours is untrue by mine. Also post some proof, if there is any and please make sure its not from a conservative website or newsstation.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

4

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

As usual, when relating to these matters, my boy Gothic took the words out of my mouth.

5

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

woah woah.. I never said it was true.. I got it off an Anti-Kerry Website.. I just wanted to see what you guys thought of it.. I don't agree with that kind of attack against Kerry. I thought that post was obvious to know it wasnt real. Next time I take an Article off an Anti-Kerry website I'll make sure I note it.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

6

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Lmao, then why did you post it? And why did you post it as a truth?

7

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Mold i edited my post to include more information while you posted lol..^^ read the rest

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

8

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Alrighty.

9

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

The Economy Sucks. Your Life is Worthless, you Dog
In a Washington suburb today, John Kerry laid out his ten point reality check for America. According to Sen. Kerry, the American economy is in ruins thanks to George W. Bush. "Today, most American families live on rotting scraps found in garbage cans. More than 90% of Americans have inadequate healthcare and will die a terrible death next year if George Bush is re-elected.

The rich homeowners live in fancy houses, collect their equity and don't give a damn about the two-hundred+ million US citizens living under trees, behind rocks and in our country's southern swamps.

"If you can't see just how bad America has become, then you're an even bigger imbecile than I thought," said Kerry. "Just look around, our economy and our country reeks of extreme poverty, filth and squallier...I hate it here, and so should you!"

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

10

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Mr. President, Bring Back this Wall!!
Sensing the timing was right, today, John Kerry outlined his plan to restore European goodwill toward America. The four main points of his plan include an application to join the European Union and to put the U.S. military under EU control - A presidential exchange program which will require all future U.S. Presidents to study under French leadership for six months prior to taking office - It also includes a provision to rebuild the Berlin Wall and to restore Eastern Europe to it's pre-Reagan era glory - And to arrest Nancy Reagan for her role in the illegal bombing of Moamar Khadafi's home in Lybia.

"As president, I will prove that America can deal with Nazism, Communism and Terrorism in a more peaceful way...the French way" said Kerry.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

11

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

and my personal Favorite



A Plan to Defeat Bio-Terrorism
John Kerry met with the Nairobi Janitors Union today to discuss his plan for saving America from the threat of bowl overflow and compound lid fractures. More than 330million toilets are purposefully clogged and forced to overflow each year by high school thugs and terrorists. This poses a serious risk to the public, a risk George W. Bush has done nothing about. As president, John Kerry will personally inspect and guarantee the safety of every public ca'mode in America.

When visiting the country's rest stops and roadside facilities, you can be assured that important steps must be taken, by the president himself, to prevent your children from slipping in doody or having their head slammed by a busted seat.

While George Bush is lost fighting terrorists in Iraq, John Kerry is putting together a solid plan for fighting terrorism right here at home.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

12

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Ah!  Much better!

13

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Lets see the 3 main points from each of those statements is: Reduce poverty, create peace (as opposed to war  roll ), and keep people healthy. WHats wrong with that? I see it was all meant to attack Kerry and his views but I didnt see a problem with his supposed plans. Then again I would still like to see proof that these are them.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

14

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

yeah Gothic.. We should be JUST like the French! they are so neato...

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

15

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Hold on, I completely agree with their anti-war sentiment on this Iraqi War, however I do not like the fact that they are prejudice against us. But seeing as how they are relatively peaceful, as we are the complete opposite, I'd rather we be like them militarily.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

16

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

That's exactly what Gothic said!

17

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

I'd rather we be like them militarily.

OMFG That was soooo funny.. I nearly pissed myself I laughed so hard.. Gothic.. You are always good for a few laughs  lol  big_smile

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

18

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Yes yes the jokes about how they always collapse under agression or military confrontations, ect ect. But what I meant to say was where as they are peaceful and look to solve problems WITHOUT using military oppression. Which is shit cause somehow, SOMEWHERE this country feels the need to be apart of everything, policing the world. Which is shit.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

19

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

But what I meant to say was where as they are peaceful and look to solve problems WITHOUT using military oppression.

You mean like when they broke sanctions and gave Iraq money?  Is that what you mean?

20

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

SOMEWHERE this country feels the need to be apart of everything, policing the world. Which is shit

That's because everytime someone is in trouble, they cry to us for help.

21

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

I don't justify FRANCE'S means or what they do. I don't care about their country, I don't like it nor do I hate it. However, they are usually more peaceful than our nation, which is great for them. This war they may have funded Iraq(I'd like to see some proof of that since you 2 always decide to need some for our claims). By the way, when did Columbia ask for our help? When did Panama ask for our help? When did South Korea ask for our help? Each time we removed the President and installed dictatorships, which exception of S. Korea, not sure what government they have right now but it might be a democracy.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

22

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Come to think of it.. Didnt we get into Vietnam because of France?? Oh Yeah.. We did..

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

23

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Roots of Conflict in Korea began as a result of WWII. Soviet Forces occupied North and the US occupied the South to make sure Japanese control was removed. Thats when they laid down the 38th parallel(sp?). The UN wanted to Reunite North and South Korea and have a nation wide Election to vote a government but Stalin refused because he claimed that the United States side had a higher population. So because of that the US set up a democracy in the South. USSR left North Korea in 1948 and the US left S. Korea in 1949.

As soon as we left.. err well a year later in 1950  North korea invaded South Korea to reunite the country under Communist rule. South Korea imediately asked for help from the US after Seoul was captured 4 days after the war. Then we came in when we were able to get a Military over there. We couldn't use the troops in japan because at the time we didnt have the supplies or a huge Military in Japan.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

24

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

However, they are usually more peaceful than our nation, which is great for them.

All I'm saying is if you want to look up to a more peaceful nation, don't pick France.  Unless you want to be peaceful, but insult the people who help you and make deals with dictators.  If that's the case, go with France.

By the way, when did Columbia ask for our help? When did Panama ask for our help? When did South Korea ask for our help? Each time we removed the President and installed dictatorships, which exception of S. Korea, not sure what government they have right now but it might be a democracy.

What FB said.

25

Re: Wait, Wait, I'm not Ready. Please Postpone Korean Eexecution

Come to think of it.. Didnt we get into Vietnam because of France?? Oh Yeah.. We did..

No...and even a high school history book will back what I am about to say. Yes, France asked for our help BUT the main reason we went into Vietnam was NOT because of the French, but as a way to stop communism from spreading. Secondly with removed the South Korean President long after the Korean War because South Korea simply did not wish to do what we asked. Which has happened in a number of other countries. P.S. I found this really humorous.

AOL did a report(I think they mainly get their news from ABC) that supposedly  roll the CIA KNEW that Iraq had no weapons before the war started and had simply not told the President. Wow, is it just me or does this seem like an excuse as to why they didn't find weapons? Seems to be more evidence that there were more important means for invading Iraq.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin