1 Topic by Fireborn

  • Fireborn
  • Godly Moderator
  • Offline
  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 2,066

Topic: Would we be better off Without France?

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v283/FirebornIsMighty/NewEurope.jpg

Would We be better off without France?

It is with in my personal opinion that we would. So first of all what happens to names with the word French in them? What about the god awful language? What Happens to Quebec?

Well French Fries would be named after something Important, maybe just having French dropped off the name.. Regular Fries.. The language of the French is worthless so no need to create a new one to take its place.. We could just replace it with Pig Latin. Uck fay rance fay, ust jay y may ersonal pay pinion oay. Works eh? Who cares about Quebec really? It would just become a new Territory or blended in with the old ones.

If there was no France it would I believe there would have been no WW2. Imagine no WW2. Hitler would have never rose to power. Japan may have not had the balls to spread its empire. The European Economy would not have been in shambles(even though some were still hurting from WW1). In result Communism would not have spread like Wildfire. China would not have became a Communist republic. Korea would not have happened at all with no WW2. Atomic Weapons would not have been created so soon and with out Communism spreading no cold war meaning no arms race.

Ho Chi Mihn would not have rose to power, its a known fact he studied Modern day war tactics and Communism in France. However without France he would never had a country invade his homeland. So he would have never gained the support and Vietnam may have not become a Communist nation.

What about the Revolutionary War? The war France claimed to "help" us with. A war where they "shared" victory with us. Thats funny, thats not the only time the claimed to have shared a victory with us and we did most of the fighting. Though some of you dispute this, but your disputing of this shows me you don't know shit about history. France only popped in and helped us after they knew we were going to win. The war was over basically when they hopped our band-wagon. They did the same thing the USSR did during WW2. The USSR during WW2 declared War on Japan the day we dropped the first bomb.


I could go on some more but it is getting late. that is just my 2 cents.

*BEWARE* Spelling Errors and Grammar errors galore!

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

2 Reply by PrairieDawg

  • PrairieDawg
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Regina, Saskatchewan
  • Registered: June 15th, 2003
  • Posts: 543

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

We'd be better off without Quebec too...maybe even Louisiana...

Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas

3 Reply by yofoo

  • yofoo
  • Member
  • Offline
  • Registered: July 4th, 2004
  • Posts: 27

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

we would be better wihtout china and japan.....get rid of all the rednecks and turn china into a big fenced in area....and have animals breed like crazy and there will be a business....50 dollars for 2 hours and hunting....you can pick from 25 different weapons....then make japan the a vacation resort place...where all drugs are legal and purchased at the resort....hmm...

4 Reply by Ender

  • Ender
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Greenwood, Indiana
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 190

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v283/FirebornIsMighty/NewEurope.jpg

Would We be better off without France?

The language of the French is worthless so no need to create a new one to take its place.. We could just replace it with Pig Latin. Uck fay rance fay, ust jay y may ersonal pay pinion oay. Works eh? Who cares about Quebec really? It would just become a new Territory or blended in with the old ones.

Why not make the part covered by Spain speak Spanish and the U.K territory speak British?

Plus, I think Hitler would have rose to power with or without the French in existance.

[img]http://www.geocities.com/o0o0ender0o0o/haxor.jpg[/img]

"And ye shall learn the truth, and the truth will make you free." (John 8:32)

</bush>

5 Reply by brimstone1392

  • brimstone1392
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Chi-town, Biznatch!
  • Registered: February 26th, 2004
  • Posts: 318

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

We'd be better off without Quebec too...maybe even Louisiana...

Quebec, yes.
Louisiana, no.  They make some of the best tasting hot-sauce in the world.  Leave them be. big_smile

Why not make the part covered by Spain speak Spanish and the U.K territory speak British?

Because "British" isn't a language. wink

6 Reply by PrairieDawg

  • PrairieDawg
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Regina, Saskatchewan
  • Registered: June 15th, 2003
  • Posts: 543

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

We'd be better off without Quebec too...maybe even Louisiana...

Quebec, yes.
Louisiana, no.  They make some of the best tasting hot-sauce in the world.  Leave them be. big_smile

But dey tok funni down dare!!!!!

Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas

7 Reply by PrairieDawg

  • PrairieDawg
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Regina, Saskatchewan
  • Registered: June 15th, 2003
  • Posts: 543

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Well, we could always kill them ALL and then let god sort them out.   wink

Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas

8 Reply by Gamecube

  • Gamecube
  • Member
  • Offline
  • Registered: January 18th, 2004
  • Posts: 86

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

at-whay ave-hay e-thay ench-fray one-day oo-tay ou-yay? Seriously though, why do you hate the french? I mean sure they dress like gays and a terrible revamped english, but what else have they done to us?

9 Reply by brimstone1392

  • brimstone1392
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Chi-town, Biznatch!
  • Registered: February 26th, 2004
  • Posts: 318

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Read FB's first post on this thread.

10 Reply by Fireborn

  • Fireborn
  • Godly Moderator
  • Offline
  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 2,066

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Plus, I think Hitler would have rose to power with or without the French in existance.


mmm I beg to differ on that. the only reason he becme so big was because he got everyone to listen to them. The country was in shambles, the economy.. hell what Economy? They had brought the barter system back I do believe for a period of time. Hitlers message was exactly what they wanted.

If France and the rest of the allies had listened to Woodrow Wilson we would not have had WW2. Fucking Europeans screw up everything!

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

11 Reply by Gamecube

  • Gamecube
  • Member
  • Offline
  • Registered: January 18th, 2004
  • Posts: 86

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Does anybody really care about this thread anymore?

12 Reply by Fireborn

  • Fireborn
  • Godly Moderator
  • Offline
  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 2,066

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

i do!

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

13 Reply by Pennywise:

  • Pennywise:
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Straight outta' Manassas
  • Registered: February 25th, 2004
  • Posts: 300

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

fireborn, i think you forget about the tasteyness that is french toast.....

also, you might want to look up a few facts........first off the british were still reeling from the french and indian war a few years before the revolutionary war began, which benefited the colonials to an extent......the french were also our first true supporters.....i mean, we inspired them so much that they decided to have a revolution modeled ofter ours........and before you cast stones at the french for their actions as of late, remember this country held an isolationist stance for years and years after world war 1.........we turned a blind eye while hitler ravaged europe for years(sending the british a few ships of supplies doesn't count)....and speaking of harboring terrorists, besides brazil and various other countries in south america, many wanted nazi war criminals fled here.....many never to be caught.

http://www.southern.com/southern/band/CURSI/pics/cursive_index.jpg[/img]

14 Reply by Ender

  • Ender
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Greenwood, Indiana
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 190

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Why not make the part covered by Spain speak Spanish and the U.K territory speak British?

Because "British" isn't a language. wink

Haha, sorry for that. I was going to say "Old English" becuase I really didn't know how to define the British language. I mean, it is English, but different. . I dunno, so I said British, I think you got what I meant though.

[img]http://www.geocities.com/o0o0ender0o0o/haxor.jpg[/img]

"And ye shall learn the truth, and the truth will make you free." (John 8:32)

</bush>

15 Reply by brimstone1392

  • brimstone1392
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Chi-town, Biznatch!
  • Registered: February 26th, 2004
  • Posts: 318

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

I understood you perfectly, but you did pretty much set me up for that comment, so I had no choice. wink

16 Reply by Ender

  • Ender
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Greenwood, Indiana
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 190

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Hehe.

[img]http://www.geocities.com/o0o0ender0o0o/haxor.jpg[/img]

"And ye shall learn the truth, and the truth will make you free." (John 8:32)

</bush>

17 Reply by Fireborn

  • Fireborn
  • Godly Moderator
  • Offline
  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 2,066

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

Pennywise your arguement doesnt convince me that we would be better off with the French =p

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

18 Reply by Pennywise:

  • Pennywise:
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Straight outta' Manassas
  • Registered: February 25th, 2004
  • Posts: 300

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

maybe i can't convince you but i know someone who can.....

http://zmcgrew.no-ip.com/imgs/webcam.jpg

fireborn.....i know you're hacking feygot......i'm going to download uber hacks for the french and pwn you, feygot....

.............god that picture never gets not funny...

http://www.southern.com/southern/band/CURSI/pics/cursive_index.jpg[/img]

19 Reply by Fireborn

  • Fireborn
  • Godly Moderator
  • Offline
  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: June 16th, 2003
  • Posts: 2,066

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

lmfao

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

20 Reply by PrairieDawg

  • PrairieDawg
  • Member
  • Offline
  • From: Regina, Saskatchewan
  • Registered: June 15th, 2003
  • Posts: 543

Re: Would we be better off Without France?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas