[ Closed ] Bob and Tom's parody to Kokomo - Beach Boys

I"m sure a lot of you have heard this song before, if you know who Bob and Tom are, but I still love the lyrics. If you haven't heard it, you need to download it. Now.

Camel Toe - Bob and Tom

You're a beauitful girl,
And your pants are on so tight.
That when ou stand just right,
I can see it all.

When you're on the beach,
and your bikini's soaking wet,
As I look down below,
I see your camel toe.

[Chorus 1]
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage,
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidin' nothin',
Your coochi, your flapper, your shoin' off your snapper.
Your camel toe.
It looks so right, so baby let it show, looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe.
Mercy Madam while I lay bearded clam.

I could really go,
For a sideways sloppy joe.
Or a tuna casserole,
Baby, don't you know.

I never thought I'd see,
So much of your anatomy.
Your jeans are so tight,
I'm learning gynaecology.
I see your camel toe.

[Chorus 2]
Your lanya, your vulva, Oh baby you know I love ya.
Your gender, your vagina, nothing could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe.
It looks so right, so baby let it show, looks like a big taco.
I see your camel toe.
Merchy madam while I lay bearded clam.

[Chorus 1]
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your hooter cleavage,
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidin' nothin',
Your cooter, your flapper, your shoin' off your snapper.
Your camel toe.
It looks so right, so baby let it show, looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe.
Mercy Madam while I lay bearded clam.