Topic: If Bush ran against Jesus
What would happen if Jesus lived today, and ran against Bush for the presidency?
Let's see! (I stole this, by the way)
It might go something like . . .
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Jesus of Nazareth says, "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who borrow from you."
Jesus favors more government handouts for welfare cheats.
Jesus of Nazareth says, "Judge not, that you be not judged."
Jesus is soft on crime.
Jesus of Nazareth says, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's."
Jesus will raise your taxes.
Jesus of Nazareth says, "Do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other."
Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?
Jesus -
Wrong on social services.
Wrong on crime.
Wrong on defense.
Wrong for America.
I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.