Topic: If Bush ran against Jesus

What would happen if Jesus lived today, and ran against Bush for the presidency?

Let's see! (I stole this, by the way)

It might go something like . . .

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Jesus of Nazareth says, "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who borrow from you."

Jesus favors more government handouts for welfare cheats.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Judge not, that you be not judged."

Jesus is soft on crime.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's."

Jesus will raise your taxes.

Jesus of Nazareth says, "Do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other."

Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?

Jesus -
Wrong on social services.
Wrong on crime.
Wrong on defense.
Wrong for America.

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.

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Politics aren't funny. Nor are people who make jokes of them.

That doesn't exclude you, either.

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And seeing as your opinion means ever-so much to me (as well as the other board-goers) excuse me while I rush to the "delete" button!

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And seeing as your opinion means ever-so much to me (as well as the other board-goers) excuse me while I rush to the "delete" button!

I am not stopping you.

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You're a nice fella. I can't fathom why I fail to find anyone who likes you.

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Politics aren't funny. Nor are people who make jokes of them.

That doesn't exclude you, either.

I disagree. Politics, like everything else, can be humorous. How many elections have been won using humorous satires in past newspapers? Forgive me, I'll give you the definition for satire:

sat·ire    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (str)
n.

1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
3. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

If you have any further questions as to the meaning of satire, just tell me. I'll see if I can dumb it down a bit. big_smile

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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Politics aren't funny. Nor are people who make jokes of them.

That doesn't exclude you, either.

I disagree. Politics, like everything else, can be humorous. How many elections have been won using humorous satires in past newspapers? Forgive me, I'll give you the definition for satire:

sat·ire    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (str)
n.

1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
3. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

If you have any further questions as to the meaning of satire, just tell me. I'll see if I can dumb it down a bit. big_smile

I have a word for you, Gothic:

ad·o·les·cence    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (dl-sns)
n.
The period of physical and psychological development from the onset of puberty to maturity.


This is what your post reflected of you.

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No my past statement was merely in response to your opinion that Politics are not funny. By simply saying that I am immature because I oppose your viewpoint is quite narrow minded. But carry on.

EDIT: I did not post the definition of Satire because I was making fun of you for being of less-average intellect. Cause I have no way of knowing. I put that there just in case you did not. However the bottom statement was put in a humourous way against your intellect. big_smile

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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No my past statement was merely in response to your opinion that Politics are not funny. By simply saying that I am immature because I oppose your viewpoint is quite narrow minded. But carry on.

EDIT: I did not post the definition of Satire because I was making fun of you for being of less-average intellect. Cause I have no way of knowing. I put that there just in case you did not. However the bottom statement was put in a humourous way against your intellect. big_smile

I fail to realize how you are more intelligent than I am. If this is based on actual intelligence or knowledge, I am more intelligent than you. However, if you are acting the fool and attempting to insult my intelligence because of some other... odd... reason, please, do tell.

I would like to see you prove you have a higher IQ than me.

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I did not post the definition of Satire because I was making fun of you for being of less-average intellect. Cause I have no way of knowing.

Notice how I said I have no way of knowing how smart or unintelligent you are. I fail to see how you can derive from my previous statements that I am saying I am more intellegent than you. I have made humorous remarks against your intellect, but I never once commented what you really are since I don't know.

I also do not see you debating against what I said against your political views on how they are not humorous. That was the whole reason I posted it. All I see is you constantly defending yourself from a little humour and jokes.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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I did not post the definition of Satire because I was making fun of you for being of less-average intellect. Cause I have no way of knowing.

Notice how I said I have no way of knowing how smart or unintelligent you are. I fail to see how you can derive from my previous statements that I am saying I am more intellegent than you. I have made humorous remarks against your intellect, but I never once commented what you really are since I don't know.

I also do not see you debating against what I said against your political views on how they are not humorous. That was the whole reason I posted it. All I see is you constantly defending yourself from a little humour and jokes.

Read first line. Got sick.

I will just point this out:

I did not post the definition of Satire because I was making fun of you for being of less-average intellect. Cause I have no way of knowing.

You clearly stated that I was of less-average intelligence.

I do not need to post anymore on this topic. You are just being a fool now.

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You must read only what you want to. That comment was in no way indicating I was smarter than you, or even intentionally meant to insult you. When I stated that I didn't post the definition because I thought of you as being less than intellegent I did not mean anything by it. I was just letting you know that I'd have posted that definition for anybody who I was currently talking to. Last time I checked Satire was not a widely used word. It may escape even the smartest of people.

Some honest criticism though is you take things way to serious. I actually think that I hurt you during our conversation's by the way you are reacting.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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You must read only what you want to. That comment was in no way indicating I was smarter than you, or even intentionally meant to insult you. When I stated that I didn't post the definition because I thought of you as being less than intellegent I did not mean anything by it. I was just letting you know that I'd have posted that definition for anybody who I was currently talking to. Last time I checked Satire was not a widely used word. It may escape even the smartest of people.

Some honest criticism though is you take things way to serious. I actually think that I hurt you during our conversation's by the way you are reacting.

Are you saying you are below the average amount of intelligence then? Because you stated that I was below the average intelligence and now you are saying that you never said you were smarter than me.

Just because I am smarter than you doesn't mean you have to be a total idiot. Control yourself, Gothic.

Side note: Isn't the qualification of being of less-average intelligence to have less intelligence than the average person? I guess I do not qualify, eh?

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You must read only what you want to. That comment was in no way indicating I was smarter than you, or even intentionally meant to insult you. When I stated that I didn't post the definition because I thought of you as being less than intellegent I did not mean anything by it. I was just letting you know that I'd have posted that definition for anybody who I was currently talking to. Last time I checked Satire was not a widely used word. It may escape even the smartest of people.

Some honest criticism though is you take things way to serious. I actually think that I hurt you during our conversation's by the way you are reacting.

Are you saying you are below the average amount of intelligence then? Because you stated that I was below the average intelligence and now you are saying that you never said you were smarter than me.

Just because I am smarter than you doesn't mean you have to be a total idiot. Control yourself, Gothic.

Side note: Isn't the qualification of being of less-average intelligence to have less intelligence than the average person? I guess I do not qualify, eh?

This is a joke right? I mean I have explained myself about 4 times how I never once considered myself smarter than you, not that you are of below average intellect. I even went through my past statements and cleared it up so you could understand that I meant nothing by it. I even said I do not know whether or not you are smarter or of less intellect than me. You keep bringing up the same arguement. I am sorry if I wounded your ego.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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You must read only what you want to. That comment was in no way indicating I was smarter than you, or even intentionally meant to insult you. When I stated that I didn't post the definition because I thought of you as being less than intellegent I did not mean anything by it. I was just letting you know that I'd have posted that definition for anybody who I was currently talking to. Last time I checked Satire was not a widely used word. It may escape even the smartest of people.

Some honest criticism though is you take things way to serious. I actually think that I hurt you during our conversation's by the way you are reacting.

Are you saying you are below the average amount of intelligence then? Because you stated that I was below the average intelligence and now you are saying that you never said you were smarter than me.

Just because I am smarter than you doesn't mean you have to be a total idiot. Control yourself, Gothic.

Side note: Isn't the qualification of being of less-average intelligence to have less intelligence than the average person? I guess I do not qualify, eh?

This is a joke right? I mean I have explained myself about 4 times how I never once considered myself smarter than you, not that you are of below average intellect. I even went through my past statements and cleared it up so you could understand that I meant nothing by it. I even said I do not know whether or not you are smarter or of less intellect than me. You keep bringing up the same arguement. I am sorry if I wounded your ego.

You didn't 'wound' anything. I am just merely staying on the fact that you said I was of less-average intelligence. Do not change your thoughts just because you were proven wrong. That is just prepubescent-like.

I am going now. Have fun speaking your ignorance.

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You have called me naive, and unintellegent, so do tell: how you are different from what you are calling me, prepubescent? Actually its gone far enough to call you a hypocrit. I have gone over my past statements in which you thought I was insulting you and clearly said I DID NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT. You apparently thought I was insulting you, and I may have, but as I have said countless times before it was not meant in that way. I have made one joke about your intellegence. But that was it...a joke. Again you are taking things to seriously buddy.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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You have called me naive, and unintellegent, so do tell: how you are different from what you are calling me, prepubescent? Actually its gone far enough to call you a hypocrit. I have gone over my past statements in which you thought I was insulting you and clearly said I DID NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT. You apparently thought I was insulting you, and I may have, but as I have said countless times before it was not meant in that way. I have made one joke about your intellegence. But that was it...a joke. Again you are taking things to seriously buddy.

I am not taking anything *too* seriously. I am just defending myself. Accept it.

You cannot just insult someone then act like it never happened. If you think that is how you end a conversation, you are wrong ^_^

I did the honor and helped you with your spelling/grammar problems.

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Wow...I hurt your ego bad. I am sorry if you were insulted by my non-insulting terms. I am not saying that what I said didn't insult you. I am saying you are perceiving it in a way that I did not intend, and you have no proof that I did intend to hurt you. Cause I really did not. But seeing as how you felt that it was needed for you to comment on my grammar and spelling errors as a way to insult me clearly shows you're ego is damaged and you are trying to recover. Please accept my heart felt apology for damaging your ego, and insulting you. I assure you I did not intend it.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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Wow...I hurt your ego bad. I am sorry if you were insulted by my non-insulting terms. I am not saying that what I said didn't insult you. I am saying you are perceiving it in a way that I did not intend, and you have no proof that I did intend to hurt you. Cause I really did not. But seeing as how you felt that it was needed for you to comment on my grammar and spelling errors as a way to insult me clearly shows you're ego is damaged and you are trying to recover. Please accept my heart felt apology for damaging your ego, and insulting you. I assure you I did not intend it.

I will play along and be sarcastic:

Yes, you damaged my self-esteem. Now I will not beable to sleep at night.

/sarcasm

You didn't hurt my ego. You are just looking for an escape point. Why do you think my ego is hurt?

Explain please.

And I assure you, sir. Someone will your grand intelligence could never hurt my ego. If you think ego's can be hurt because of someone ignorant, you are wrong (once again).

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Because you draw this conversation on relentlessly, bringing up the same issues of how you feel I called you unintellegent. Clearly if I had not damaged your self esteem or ego, then you wouldn't have given a second thought about it. If I am looking for an escape point then tell me how and why I am still here pressuring my arguments. I need no escape from this debate(if you can call it that).

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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Because you draw this conversation on relentlessly, bringing up the same issues of how you feel I called you unintellegent. Clearly if I had not damaged your self esteem or ego, then you wouldn't have given a second thought about it. If I am looking for an escape point then tell me how and why I am still here pressuring my arguments. I need no escape from this debate(if you can call it that).

I only reply because I enjoy the fact that I prove you wrong everytime.

Did I hurt your ego? Because you seem to think you hurt my ego because I replied to your insult. You are replying to my insults so I guess I hurt your ego as well?

And you are looking for an escape point because you are just replying with things that do not make sense.

Sarcasm:

Yes, you certainly hurt my ego! You proved that because I am on the same subject and not straying off unlike you. I guess because I am steadily staying on the same subject and not wandering off like an idiot I have a broken ego.

/sarcasm

roll

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I am not defending myself against your petty insults. I dont care. The whole reason this debate started was because you felt that I called you unintellegent. I did not intend for it to be this kind of debate. I was rather hoping it would turn into a political debate as to why you think politics is not funny. However you completely jumped off that train as soon as your intellegence was threatened. You continually call my posts illogical and senseless for which reason I cannot say. Me, my girlfriend, and my brother have all made perfect sense out of this whole debate. I do not see why you cannot.

"We are a mass of seething fury, elected as your judge and jury. You stand accused of murder, vanity, and evil crimes against humanity."-Andy Martin

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Okay, wow.

First of all, I actually read over all that stuff. Gothic never said, or even implied that you are less intelligent than him. He actually said the complete opposite in the sentence which you often reffer back to.

Though Gothic didn't, allow me to take the next moment to.

You are, by my terms, and idiot.

There. Happy now?

Also, stop saying you are ending the coversation, or you are leaving, or this will be your last post. Because you keep lying everytime you do that.

And what's with pointing out Gothic's grammatical errors? Didn't you give me Hell about that when I did the same to you?

One more thing, why do you post here?

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I am not defending myself against your petty insults. I dont care. The whole reason this debate started was because you felt that I called you unintellegent. I did not intend for it to be this kind of debate. I was rather hoping it would turn into a political debate as to why you think politics is not funny. However you completely jumped off that train as soon as your intellegence was threatened. You continually call my posts illogical and senseless for which reason I cannot say. Me, my girlfriend, and my brother have all made perfect sense out of this whole debate. I do not see why you cannot.

I don't really give a flying fuck if you call me ignorant or not.

I do give a fuck when you say something then take it immediately back as soon as you are proven wrong. And then you attempt to make some kind of excuse to change the subject and when I do not change the subject you get pissy and say something along the lines of 'I must have damaged your ego' or 'I make perfect sense, along with my other siblings (that was an insult), you don't.'

You will just reply with 'ROFL! You are swearing! You are upset! I must have damaged your ego again!'

I am not mad or anything. I am just using harsher language because you do not get my insults through your pathetic little mind. I am being civil. You are not.

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That was hilarious Mold  lol
where did you find it?

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I didn't read all of that but the bits i read made me think that "no one at all" was pretty much an obnoxious moron.
Also why are you hiding behind that name? Why not reveal your real "game identity" or what ever.

I'm Roachies