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Topic: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!
We are of the firm belief that the metric system sucks.  It is a global conspiracy created to cause the downfall of all things that we know and love.  Upon careful examination it is clear that the metric system is at least indirectly responsible for most of the world's problems, including but not limited to:

Government conspiracy
Microsoft Windows
Rap Music
Hondas and their drivers
Transistors
Pokemon
Jerry Springer
Televangelism
Toxic waste
The Democrats
Defective and bogus hardware
Wrenches that dont fit
Starbucks coffee
Communism
Soccer
The Euro






THE ENGLISH SYSTEM KICKS ASS!


Typical English Imperial System user(s)
This site's purpose is to explore all of these issues in detail.  Our goal is to make clear the many advantages of the English Standard system, which is clearly responsible for the finer things in life, including but not limited to:

Linux
The GNU project
Wrenches that fit perfectly
American cars
Vacuum tubes
South Park
Mr. Rogers
The Pope
The hanging gardens of Babylon
Recycling
World Peace
Zen
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Bolts that fit nuts
Folgers Coffee and the Percolator
Free market capitalism
Chess
The Republicans
The US dollar
Viagra
Bob Dole
Rodney Dangerfield(RIP)

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2 Reply by No One At All

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Can you go indepth with this?

Or more of... will you?

3 Reply by Gothic

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Can you go indepth with this?

Or more of... will you?

You realize this was just a joke right?

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4 Reply by Nonpareil

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Can you go indepth with this?

Or more of... will you?

You realize this was just a joke right?

I keep telling you, he doesn't quite grasp the concept of a joke.

I'm Roachies

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Fireborn You forgot Metal On your lost of good things sad

6 Reply by PrairieDawg

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Can you go indepth with this?

Or more of... will you?

You realize this was just a joke right?

I keep telling you, he doesn't quite grasp the concept of a joke.

or of much else...

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7 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

Fireborn You forgot Metal On your lost of good things sad

LoL i got my account deleted or banned!

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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8 Reply by No One At All

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I am truely sorry that I do not have the ability to read minds.

Fireborn, could you post for us (the ones who cannot read minds) what proof you have?

I fail to see how the metric system is actually... erm... the 'suck'.

Explain.

By the way, for all of you fools that use the same old insult... same old comment... how am I supposed to grasp a concept that cannot be grasped by someone with an average intelligence? There is no proof why the metric system sucks (by fireborn's means). If you will blindly accept something that has nothing to back itself up, then you are the ones who need to get a grasp on something a little bigger than a concept, a fully functional mind.

*prepares himself for a bombardment of harassment for a typo he has probably made*

9 Reply by Wakthesmak

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

I am truely sorry that I do not have the ability to read minds.

Fireborn, could you post for us (the ones who cannot read minds) what proof you have?

I fail to see how the metric system is actually... erm... the 'suck'.

Explain.

just....wow.

lighten up buddy.

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10 Reply by No One At All

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I am truely sorry that I do not have the ability to read minds.

Fireborn, could you post for us (the ones who cannot read minds) what proof you have?

I fail to see how the metric system is actually... erm... the 'suck'.

Explain.

just....wow.

lighten up buddy.

I don't understand what is so wrong with proving myself?
If I do not, I suddenly "cannot grasp a simple concept".

However, if I do prove myself right, I am suddenly 'upset' or my 'ego is hurt'.

I just can't win logically with you people, eh?

11 Reply by Pennywise:

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

http://www.atomandhispackage.com/mp3s/metric.mp3


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12 Reply by PrairieDawg

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I just can't win logically with you people, eh?

The logic is weak in this one...no wonder No One Take You Seriously.

/waves at the board idiot

keep asking for board abuse....looks good on you  lol

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13 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

out of respect I added one

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I just can't win logically with you people, eh?

The logic is weak in this one...no wonder No One Take You Seriously.

/waves at the board idiot

keep asking for board abuse....looks good on you  lol

Ack. I spot a star wars geek.

You took the first two words of my board name and put them in front of a few other words to make it look catchy. What was that supposed to accomplish?

I have learned one thing from diablo II... The best way to win an arguement with little kiddies is to act like one (thanks to AOLer translator for this one):

Y R U WAVNG 2 URSELF?????? U TOKNG 2 URSELF?!??!!? LOL DUMBIE111!1! WTF OMG

15 Reply by mold

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Re: THE METRIC SYSTEM SUCKS!

http://www.atomandhispackage.com/mp3s/metric.mp3


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Oh my god . . . I never clicked on this thread, because I figured it would be conservative banter . . . but I finnaly did, with full intention to post a link to that song! I love you, Penny.

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16 Reply by Oman

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Remember when they put up metric speed limit signs and people shot them down?

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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METRIC SYSTEM >>>>>>>>>> STUPID AMERICAN SHIT

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