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Topic: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

What Country Besides Canada Would NEED a Law Against Dwarf Tossing?
Yes, indeed. This is a REAL LAW.
Bill 97 2003
An Act to ban dwarf tossing
Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:
Dwarf tossing banned
1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.
Offence
(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.
Commencement
2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.
Short title
3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.




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2 Reply by PrairieDawg

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

Okay,  we're sorry for Avril.

While I'm at it I'll apologize for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams too.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

smile ty... Apology accepted..

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

Get the fuck off this board you 2 - you know where you belong.

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5 Reply by Akroma

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

"You are not alone, I am here with you. Although we're far apart , you're always in my heart" - Words of wisdom from Michael Jackson.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

^ I'm with stupid  wink

Does tossing mean the same thing in the States/Canada as it does in England?
Here it means masturbation in which case according to this law dwarves aren't even aloud to toss off themselves with out having to pay a $5000 dollar fine to six months in prison, poor dwarves.
DISCRIMINATION IS WRONG!
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Apologize for Avril damn it!! APOLOGIZE!!!

The amount of appalling artists that the U.S have spawned, Canada need not apologise for anything. If he's apologising for Avril, you should apologise for Britney Speares, Justin Timberlake, NSYNC, limp bizkit hell i'm gonna cut it short here, if i were to type all the crap artists that have reached world wide fame through their "success" in the U.S i'd be here until the end of time.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

^ I'm with genious  tongue

as usual, well put my friend

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8 Reply by mold

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

Hey, if people in England and Canada weren't eating up those albums, too, then they wouldn't be half as popular.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

id rather eat a britney spears album than listen to it to be honest.

^^^ this is mainly because her voice would make my ears bleed though, thats what you get for listening to a talentless singer

10 Reply by PrairieDawg

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

yeah, she's fairly untalented..mostly a front person for a marketing idea

I feel sorry for her more than anything

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11 Reply by Akroma

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

She got married to a chav. If you're american you might not know what they are.
They are basically the people in the lowest society group. They like to smoke 5 packs a day, watch soaps, read gossip magazines and most of all, they like to wear "bling". Bling, I'm sure you've heard of, they basically think that the more shit they wear around their necks, the better looking they are.
Getting back to the point, she married a chav because on the wedding day, he wore a tracksuit which said Pimps down the back of it.
Mind you, she wore a white tracksuit too , so they are both as bad as eachother.
I only know this because I was watching "Most shocking celebrity events - 2004"... I'm not obsessed with her or anything.. roll

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

^ wow, you've really been inhibited by the new stereotype sweaping through Britain to describe certain people that certain structuralist sociologists would say were a result of the "new working class culture" and/or "underclass culture" that has supposedly been growing in Britain since the late 1960s. Anyway, heres your dream page www.chavscum.co.uk

Hey, if people in England and Canada weren't eating up those albums, too, then they wouldn't be half as popular.

Agreed, thats the same with any product though, people are often sold what they don't want or need through marketing techniques. The crap music we are being sold is just another example. The music industry/media backing these artists and selling them to the seven year old girls that drive the pop industry are really to blame. So i'm blaming the members of the American music industry and media that prop up these artists for the surge in crap American music "artists."

^I'm with genious

psst the correct spelling is genius.  wink

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13 Reply by mold

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

I really held myself back from pointing that out.  tongue

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

^I'm with genious

psst the correct spelling is genius.  wink

lol...no kidding, you got me...too many beers there to spell correctly =P

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

heres your dream page www.chavscum.co.uk

It's good isn't it smile

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

^I'm with genious

psst the correct spelling is genius.  wink

lol...no kidding, you got me...too many beers there to spell correctly =P

The word describes you better than it ever would me, Mr fansey Consultant  big_smile

heres your dream page www.chavscum.co.uk

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17 Reply by Oman

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

what happens if you throw a dwarf?

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

18 Reply by PrairieDawg

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

it eventually lands?

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

unless you get it stuck up in a tree and it dies...

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

still lands, in a tree in that case...

i suppose if you threw it hard enough it could drift in space and orbit some celestial body...who knows?

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

Oh the little bastards get quite IRATE!!! I should know i tossed a few in my time. And yes they do eventually land, quite hard too. I hope that this is enlightening.

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Cool. Dwarf tossing is now the official sport of Oland.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

23 Reply by No One At All

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Dwarves smell.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

Dwarves smell.

and taste, and hear, and see, and touch.

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Re: What Country Besides Canada would need a Dwarf Tossing law?

What happens when you toss a dwarve? Prairiedawg "It Lands" dunno about the rest of you but i laughed at the sarcastic humour!