Topic: The world's greatest joke
Q:what's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Beat that.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
- PrairieDawg
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How about I just beat YOU with the stick?
Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas
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A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog. He takes the dog by the leash and spins it around over his head. The clerk behind the counter, alarmed, says, "What are you doing!?" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says to him "Do you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies "ARRRR!!!! And she's driving me nuts!"
Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas
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Lol. Damn good one.
A bear suddenly found himself needing to take a crap. He found a spot to relieve himself, and as he was, he saw a rabbit also relieving himself.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit clinging to your fur?"
Startled, the rabbit replies no.
The bear says "good", picks up the rabbit and uses him to wipe his ass.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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heh, an oldie but a goodie.
here's another...
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
The bartender says "Hey! You can't bring that alligator into the bar!"
The man replies "No it's ok, really, this alligator wouldn't harm a fly! Here, lemme show you!"
The man puts the alligator on the bar and opens the alligator's mouth and opens up his fly and whips his dick out and puts it into the alligator's mouth then closes the alligator's mouth on it and then proceeds to beat the alligator on the back of the head with a stick.
Then he opens up the alligator's mouth and everything is intact.
He says "See? What did I tell you? By the way, would anyone else here like to try that?"
A little old lady over in a corner of the bar says "Sure, I'd like to try that, just don't go beating my on the back of the head with that stick!"
Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas
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Q: What is red and sits in the corner?
A: A baby with a razor blade.
Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby tied up in a trash bag.
Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a week later. :twisted:
Ich komme aus einum dunklen Platz zwischen dem Haus und Wirklichkiet, und ich bin ein psychischer Schertfechter, der Katzchen mit katanas und Telekinese ermordet.
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Q:What's Black and white and red all over and makes you duck when you walk by?
A:A nun with a spear through her head.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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Why do dwarves laugh while playing soccer?
-The grass tickles their balls
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You may have heard these before, but they're still whoopage...
Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 months
Q: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dick
Q: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.
Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.
Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.
Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray.
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A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.
The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"
The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"
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Q: What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton?
A: One was assassinated and the other had his head blown off.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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Why do sheep herders fuck thier sheep at the edge of a cliff?
So they push back!
Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas
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You may have heard these before, but they're still whoopage...
Q: How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A: 9 monthsQ: What's the smallest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's dickQ: What does a 70 year old lady have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?
A: Her belly-button.Q: What is so good about the Afghanistan Air Force?
A: You don't have to teach the pilots how to land.Q: What's wrong with a car with 3 black people going off a cliff?
A: It could fit 6 black people.Q: How do you fit 1000 jews into a car.
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the rest in the ash-tray._______________________________________________________
A black guy walks into a bar with 1 shoe.
The bartender says, "Hey mate, you lose a shoe?"
The black guy replies, "Nope, I found one"
Racism! Its cool, kids!
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Q: What do you call the black stuff between elephant's toes?
A: Slow Natives.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.
die irl imo kthxbye
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what in the hell...?
It is high time I put something intelligent here.
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows because everyone makes up their own damn answer to this joke.
Q:what's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.Beat that.
Those are just stupid....
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Why did I cross the road?
I accidently left my ravaged bloody corpse in a garbage bag on the other side. *GIGGLES* :oops:
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