Subject

A Kiwi, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm & gentle, it. was a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better & better to the Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep & put his arm around it, but the dog got jealous & began growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, & lo & behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm & gentle breeze-- perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them for as long as he could, but. finally he gave in & leaned over to the young woman, cautiously put his arm around her & whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"