Topic: Rapid weight loss through amputation
Rapid weight loss through amputation; a discussion on modern idiocies
Many things do not make sense in today's culture, I have noticed. For instance, I have read about people who purposely get scars. Yes, scars. It used to be that you would have to earn your scars, but now you can go down to your local surgeon and say, "One big wanker right across my face please!" Of course this might be misinterpreted and the surgeon would slap you with his wang. Another idiocy of the modern times would be reality television. It makes no sense why you would want to do have of this.
Announcer: And our first contestant today will stick his face in a trough of shit for five hundred dollars...
Imagine that. Then one day when you're walking down the street, someone's going to stop you and say, "Hey! You're that guy who stuck his face in shit for five hundred bucks!"
No one wants that. And half the time the people don't even win anything, so essentially you're sticking your face in shit for nothing. Looking beautiful is also in. I've noticed hundreds of people going to get operations to get something fixed. I've seen ugly people go in for operations, and they come out uglier. Chances are, if you are butt ugly, going in to try and fix it is going to make it worse. Face it, if you look like Jabba the Hutt, you are not going to fix it by permanently getting eyeliner permanently dyed on. Congrats. Now you look like Jabba the Hutt with tattooed eyelids. What about weight loss, you say? Don't. It is very scary stuff. Liposuction is a proccess where they stick a vacuum into you. A vacuum. Imagine if the doc had a long night.
(vvvvvvvvvvvv*thoop!* Doctor: Oh damn. Hope he didn't need both of THOSE.) Scary. And half of the diets out there either starve you, or make you eat weird enough stuff to make you wish you had starved. The rule is: you can eat all you want as long as you burn it off. I have a big mac every day for lunch. Terrorism seems to be all the rage these days. I think it was started back when people knew they could get away with it, after the world turned soft. It used to be that you couldn’t get away with this stuff, because your local ruler would ride out with his merry men and put your merry head on a merry pike, spurting a lot of merry blood for the merry peasants to gaze at and then turn morbid, thus quelling terror in the country. Now we can’t do that, because the world has gotten soft. I guess I’d like to say I’m just angry at what we’ve become, we had so much potential, and look at us now.
