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There's a blonde walking down the streets with two shower caps over her breasts. As she is walking, she is stoped by a man who asks "Why do you have two shower caps over your breasts?" The blonde replies "They're not shower caps, They're breast condoms."
hehehe
Q: What do you call a cow masturbating?
A: Beef Stroginoff
[fake laugh]HAHA[/fake laugh]
Don't go off topic with your little stories. it clearly said jokes, jokes make you laugh or at least put a smile on your face.
How, do cows mastrubate they don't have posable thumbs or flexible extremities.
My thumb is currently striking the "blue steel" pose.
Blue Steel, It worked for me, It will work for you!
you mean aposible thumbs
I forgot the ap it's ok though because I am smert.
The word is "apposable".
Actually mold.... the word is "apposable". ...
You are both incorrect. The word is "apposable".
My gods just stfu nand post another joke...my god
What do you mean with 'another' joke. No jokes been posted here...
What do you call 100,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
It's actually
Q: What do you call 100,000 dead niggers at the bottom of the ocean.
A: A good start.
what you got against niggers?
Lock your car.
what?
I homeless fella told this to a friend in Seattle. Let's see if I can remember it . . .
So this little girl's cat gives birth to a litter of kittens. She's playing with the kittens in her room and her dad walks by outside and hears her say to the newborn kittens "So, you're all Bush supporters?". And her dad walks on.
A few days later he walks by outside her room and hears her say to the kittens "So you're all against Bush?". Her Dad walks in confused, and says to the little girl "I thought you said they were all supports of Bush."
The little girl looks at her father and says "Well, Dad, they just opened their eyes!"
lol...i guess
Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747(airplane)?
A. Not everyone has been on a 747.
Everyone has been on your mom, that's why you are a bastard :!:
..damn.. when i go bungee-jumpin i ask yo mama for a pair of her underwear cuz shes so damn fat it suits my needs.
ok, ok... I got one
So it seems there is a pregnant lady about to give birth to triplets when some crazed lunatic decided to rob the hospital. So he ran in the room where the woman was and yelled "stop, nobody move!!! any move and i will shoot them!" The woman, in a lot of pain, wasn't paying attention and got scared and jumped up and started running. so the robber shoots her and runs away. now noone is hurt put a bult in each of her children and yet they all go on leading normal lives,
About 15 years later one of the girls runs up to her mother and yells "mommy mommy, I was useing the bathroom and I peed out a bullet!!" So her mother tells hurt what happened.
The next girl comes up to her mom and says "mommy mommy, I was useing the bathroom and I peed out a bullet!". So again, she tells her the story.
Now the boy runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, I was jacking off and I shot the dog!!!".
Your Mom is so stupid she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your Grandma is so old I told her to act her age and she Died!
Your Mom is so fat here blood type is Ragu.
...and im out of these for the moment
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