A list I wrote.

Tell me if this is good. I wrote it last night in a stupor.

You Know You Play RPGs too much when…

•    You idle when doing nothing.
•    Every time you squash a bug you say “Earned 1 exp. point…”
•    You go to sleep for the night and expect all wounds to heal.
•    You walk into stranger’s houses for the hell of it.
•    You attempt to save before your semester finals just in case.
•    Every time you screw something up you say, “Shoot! Load Game!”
•    You attempt to determine how many stamina points your meals will recover.
•    You make up text boxes in your head for normal everyday events. (“After taking a dump, you feel greatly refreshed…”)
•    You frequently imagine smiting people you hate with lightning and fireballs.
•    You stage mock combat with your breakfast. (“You bite toast, dealing 11 damage, Toast has been felled!”)
•    You hold down an imaginary dash button when running.
•    Your screen-name is CecilButzHiroMarth.
•    Whenever you go somewhere with friends, you feel pressured to walk in a straight line.
•    Whenever you make a decision you imagine a yes or no text box.
•    You ask people where the weapon and armor shops are when visiting different towns.
•    You attempt to switch into third person view.
•    You consider anything you have in your hand ‘equipped’.
•    You attempt to sell your old equipment back to the store.
•    You set your level and stats. When you levelup, you jump up and down and wave your arm.
•    You say your skill level has increased every time you perform some sort of  action. (Woohoo! Sock Folding increased to 32!)
•    You have developed a routine plotscript for every time you go to bed.
•    You never sit down.
•    Every time you put on a piece of clothing, you mutter to yourself about equipping it.
•    Whenever you get hurt you determine the HP loss.
•    Then you try to cast ‘cure’.
•    When in a fight you expect to take turns.
•    You have to hit an imaginary action button before talking to someone.
•    When sick you consider yourself ‘poisoned’.
•    You carry around a pack to hold stuff in.
•    You then try to fit 99 potions in it.
•    When someone dies in a movie you yell, “Use a Phoenix Down, Damnit!”
•    You search pots, barrels, cabinets, and other things for secret items.
•    You look for a strategy guide on your life.
•    You wrote this list.
Hope you enjoyed this! Cheers!
            Oman