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Topic: How America will be taken over

How America will be taken over:

Mexican Style: As you all know, the Mexicans spawn like rabbits and have large families that they could never support. So they send all their children here where they have managed to obtain a sizable army of busboys and lawn cutters. They will attack from the south, flank L.A. with a sizable portion of their busboys, and have their lawn cutters mounted on tractors drive through the streets of San Francisco. Havoc will ensue, and we will lose our southern portion to Mexico.

Japan/China Style: They offer to make everything for the Americans, who stupidly agree. They claim smaller is better, and make our cars out of plastic. Eventually they will make our military equipment, and our tanks will be six inches high and have "G.I. Joe" written on the side. Then they'll have anything labeled Kawasaki implanted with a microchip so motorcycles and jetskis will kill their owners. Then they'll come out of the sewers and all hell will break loose.

Canada Style: They sit quietly up there and offer us discount drugs. Eventually they'll substitute the medication for something that creates a serious case of saggy-ass. Then they'll rush us from the north and beat us to death with fishing poles. We won't be able to do much cause our asses will be dragging behind us, so we're talking massive casualties.

European Style: They bombard us frequently with messages  on how we all are a bunch of horrible bastards and should give money to them and die. Eventually the barrage will become so bad people on the East Coast, who receive the brunt of the radio and T.V. transmissions will become so depressed the will jump into the Ocean and drown themselves. Europe will then attack by flinging French people into orbit and having them land on us, cause no one likes the French anyways.

Thusly, America will be taken over, except for maybe Alaska, but no one lives there anyways, and anyone who did was probably dragged away by wolves or something...

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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How America will be taken over:

Mexican Style: As you all know, the Mexicans spawn like rabbits and have large families that they could never support. So they send all their children here where they have managed to obtain a sizable army of busboys and lawn cutters. They will attack from the south, flank L.A. with a sizable portion of their busboys, and have their lawn cutters mounted on tractors drive through the streets of San Francisco. Havoc will ensue, and we will lose our southern portion to Mexico.

Japan/China Style: They offer to make everything for the Americans, who stupidly agree. They claim smaller is better, and make our cars out of plastic. Eventually they will make our military equipment, and our tanks will be six inches high and have "G.I. Joe" written on the side. Then they'll have anything labeled Kawasaki implanted with a microchip so motorcycles and jetskis will kill their owners. Then they'll come out of the sewers and all hell will break loose.

Canada Style: They sit quietly up there and offer us discount drugs. Eventually they'll substitute the medication for something that creates a serious case of saggy-ass. Then they'll rush us from the north and beat us to death with fishing poles. We won't be able to do much cause our asses will be dragging behind us, so we're talking massive casualties.

European Style: They bombard us frequently with messages  on how we all are a bunch of horrible bastards and should give money to them and die. Eventually the barrage will become so bad people on the East Coast, who receive the brunt of the radio and T.V. transmissions will become so depressed the will jump into the Ocean and drown themselves. Europe will then attack by flinging French people into orbit and having them land on us, cause no one likes the French anyways.

Thusly, America will be taken over, except for maybe Alaska, but no one lives there anyways, and anyone who did was probably dragged away by wolves or something...


Well, you almost nailed it.. but where the hell would Canada get fishing poles.. do you think we have accessible water or wood?

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Re: How America will be taken over

Veega Style: I will group together a small army of my friends who are insane like me (such as Somru), take over my city with m60's and bladed weapons such as katanas, greatswords, battle axes, etc - luckily Somru's father has a @#$%ing arsenal in his house.

I will then hold my city, and the city of Washinton, D.C. hostage with a nuclear warhead. Any attemps for the president to leave and he dies.

I will recruit people willing to assist me dominate the planet and/or die themselves such as in a kamakaze bombing. Those who cannot be trustable with weapons will be executed. I'll then leave the city through an underground tunnel, making washington think we are hiding - they will then send in the military. I'll nuke the city, killing them all, and then nuke Washington for the heck of it.

I will spread my attack throughout Ohio, until it is completely taken over. By then i will have a very large army, and tons of weapons allowing me to take each state - I will have also picked up several jets, planes, etc. The US will send their army in, and possibly allied countries will assist. I have already promised to give France part of Asia if they help me, so they secretely send in their forces. A war has started, and I now have the upperhand. The president, etc had snuck out of Washington D.C. anyways even though i threatened to nuke the city - because he is a pussy - Sooo I don't have to worry about him. I will then hold every state hostage until they succumb to my authoritarian rule.

With the US down, I will have already became the worldwide dictator, because every other country sucks, and I will set up a draft where if you do not join my army you are executed.

Rebels will be shot. Survivors will be shot.

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5 Reply by X To The Z

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Re: How America will be taken over

Recent statistics show that America is becoming weaker. China on the other hand is becoming stronger. For no apparent reason, China WILL take over America.

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LOL I beleive anything oman says...Because as he says, there are intirely too many mexicans, China is expanding and becoming stronger than america, Nobody gives a flying fuck about the french, and the canadians are stupid...

AND WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA HUH????????????????????????


We never hear anything from austrailia...It's like they don't even exist...we might as well take over it before anyone else desides too.

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Re: How America will be taken over

Yes, lets take over Australia.

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Re: How America will be taken over

It's Samoa you've really gotta watch out for.