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Topic: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Yes, you read correctly - The Captain Crunch Conspiracy.

The joyful, happy, "CAPTAIN CRUNCH"!!! Is not who you think he is at ALL.

First of all, he is not a Captain of any ship, and he has no crew. Commercials are made to trick children into buying (or bugging their pos parents into buying) his evil, brainwashing cereals and cereal bars.

His REAL name is Billybob Joe Munter Julius The Third The Second. - But for short, people just call him PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosRitzerfratzershatzerbratzeratzeratzeradamadapeasemicolonasterisk3.14tothethirdpowerrepeatingQ.

Yes.

When he supposedly "Crunchatizes" children, he really snuffs them with chloroform, gags them and binds their arms and legs. Then he rapes them and tortures them for several days. Right before they die from the extreme pain and poisoning from eating "Captain Crunch"'s excrement and drinking their own urine, he skins them alive and wears their skin to feel PRETTY.



Help fight Captain Crunch EVIL and TELL OTHERS THIS RIDICULOUSLY UNBELIEVABLE STORY AND BUY NO MORE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CEREALS!!!

And, as always, HEIL HITLER!!!  wink

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

/ban Veega

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

big_smile  smile  sad  yikes  :shock:  :?  8)  lol  :x  tongue  :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  :twisted:  roll  wink  :!:  :?:  :idea:  :arrow:

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Someone needs to sit down with Veega and make him realize that he is not at all funny.

Dumbass.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Oh NO!:o

Not the word DUMBASS  :!:

For this comment I am going to SAY THAT I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!!! but actually just eat some candy or potato chips.. Or even... CHEESE NIPS!!!!!!

+3|| 1L p|/|N '/0|_|5 1N |/|y 1337 |2oFLc|-|0p74rs!!11!1!!11

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Oh NO!:o

Not the word DUMBASS  :!:

For this comment I am going to SAY THAT I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!!! but actually just eat some candy or potato chips.. Or even... CHEESE NIPS!!!!!!

+3|| 1L p|/|N '/0|_|5 1N |/|y 1337 |2oFLc|-|0p74rs!!11!1!!11

You still aren't funny.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

That was his way of saying he doesen't care, everyone on these boards has their own way.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

That was his way of saying he doesen't care, everyone on these boards has their own way.

It was an attempt to express extreme sarcasm, but he took it way too far, making him sound like a 10 year old who just chugged down a pound of suger.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

I actually laughed, but I'm not humor challenged like the rest of you people.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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I actually laughed, but I'm not humor challenged like the rest of you people.

Sad.

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you shouldn't be talking, you've got the worst case of humor impairment I've ever seen.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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you shouldn't be talking, you've got the worst case of humor impairment I've ever seen.

And?

13 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Humor Challenged sounds like one of those shitty reality tv shows they play on saturday.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

blow a nuculer bom nere hin or for the smart people e=mc2 on veega

its a boy/yuk er get it away its a she and a he /ha ha ha ha heheheh

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blow a nuculer bom nere hin or for the smart people e=mc2 on veega

Me confused.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

http://img78.echo.cx/img78/8272/l33tcereal9hn.jpg

lol

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http://img78.echo.cx/img78/8272/l33tcereal9hn.jpg

lol

Welcome to 3 years ago.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

I am the biggest nerd ever and I had never seen that... I usually make my own 1337 pictures, because n00bs make the other ones.. If i make a bunch of them maybe i'll get enough EXP to LVL up so i can add points to my STR, so i can pwn people with the pwnage skill.  big_smile

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

I am the biggest nerd ever

TRUE 8)

20 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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I am the biggest nerd ever

TRUE 8)

Agreed.

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

there is NO conspiracy!
ignore this

OMG! cheese!

22 Reply by Veega

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

That's what they WANT you to think... I'm on to them...  :x

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Re: The Captain Crunch Conspiracy

Captain Crunch cereal kicks ass.

Veega's just mad because the cereal cut his bruised little mouth from when he sucked so much dick.