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Topic: My dumb-ass school

As you may or may not know, schools have firewalls right?  Well yesterday when i was on  the computer at school, I decided to go on the internet. Well to my surprise, the firewall was down. The teacher came over to see what was happening, and he didn't say anything. But the next day, i go to school and get stopped by the principle. she tells me that I am off of the computers for the rest of the year.     


bull shit.

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Shouldn't have been looking up porn.

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especially not the animal kind

OMG! cheese!

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I got kicked off of computers in my school district until i graduated.

Made a pwerpoint presentaion, burning star of david with bombs blowing up on it surrounded by spinning swastikas.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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My school is fucking cheap (computer-wise). They give you $5 internet credit at the start of the year (10 cents per megabyte, so that's only 50 megabytes) and it is supposed to last you the whole year? Bullshit. I used it all in 1 week.  They say if I want more credit I can go to the IT co-ordinator or some shit and pay him for more. Fuck that. Also, they have all this fucking bullshit security, it's annoying as hell.

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Per megabyte of what?

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Per MB of Download.

ive got the same thing at Uni...they give you $20 to start off with then if you use any more than that you gotta start paying.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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UA has unlimited access at good connection speeds.  Especially during the summer when jack no-one is there.

Get Faldon Utilities:
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Related to your story Dowsa.

As we all know, Microsoft Word, has auto correct on it. Well me being who I am, I decided to have fun with this option, and on a computer on our "team" I created an auto correct for the word 'the' which changed it to 'meow' it wasn't till about a week later someone noticed. My friend ended up getting in trouble for it oddly enough. The funny thing about this is. The computer woman at the school (who knows jack shit) thought that it was a registry hack...

How exactly did you do this?

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Tools > AutoCorrect Options

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ROFL!!!  This world needs to start wising up on computers. People are so stupid. Me and a freind hacked into our schools server--- we were looking through the administrative tools and saw a server conection tab. We went into it and started to send messages to random people on the server. You know, things like, "Your computer now has a virus! MWAHAHAHAHA" or "I am seeping with your gilfriend and/or boyfriend". Shit like that ya know, so anyway, we never got caught but the wised up and took away the administrative tools and know we can't have fun anymore.  :cry:

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"I am seeping with your gilfriend"

Please don't seep with my girlfriend.

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So basically Dowsa your saying the school had every right to terminate your computer access...... roll

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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thats not what i got kicked off the computers

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Well you "Hacked" the school server and then was caught on a computer with the firewall down.

Sounds like the school isnt the one thats a dumb-ass  wink

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I put a large slice of bologna in every one of our school's computer lab PC's on the last day of school... I wanted to see if they would stay there the whole time... they didn't though. So I stabbed one of the monitors with a screw driver.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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I put a large slice of bologna in every one of our school's computer lab PC's on the last day of school... I wanted to see if they would stay there the whole time... they didn't though. So I stabbed one of the monitors with a screw driver.


Who's the dumb-ass now?

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thats not what i got kicked off the computers

Let's try that again, but this time make sense.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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I put a large slice of bologna in every one of our school's computer lab PC's on the last day of school... I wanted to see if they would stay there the whole time... they didn't though. So I stabbed one of the monitors with a screw driver.


Who's the dumb-ass now?

I believe that would be you, champ. Who the fuck actually hyphenates the word 'dumbass'?

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DHCP for the win.

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I put a large slice of bologna in every one of our school's computer lab PC's on the last day of school... I wanted to see if they would stay there the whole time... they didn't though. So I stabbed one of the monitors with a screw driver.


Who's the dumb-ass now?

I believe that would be you, champ. Who the fuck actually hyphenates the word 'dumbass'?

ME!!! That's who!

www.legendofoman.tk...go visit it!!!!!!!!!11

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Who's the dumb-ass now?

I believe that would be you, champ. Who the fuck actually hyphenates the word 'dumbass'?

ME!!! That's who!

And that's because you're intellect is comparable to that of a third grader with cerabal palsy.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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I like cereal parsley

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I like cereal parsley


...That's nice.

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This reminds me of the time I froze a piece of cheese and jammed it in someone's laptop floppy drive. By the time they found it the cheese had defrosted and they had to replace the entire drive.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.