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omg this is stupid...haha i have a girl friend who is actually pretty good looking. You can say anything you want, i don't care because you have never met her and don't know her so I don't care... losers.

www.legendofoman.tk...go visit it!!!!!!!!!11

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2 Reply by Fireborn

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why do we care?

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3 Reply by X To The Z

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LOLZ HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WE ARE ALL LOSERS

4 Reply by Veega

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I've had a girlfriend for years... She even has an LCD monitor!  big_smile

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5 Reply by Fireborn

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Putting lipstick on your hand doesn't make it your girlfriend Veega =p

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6 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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omg this is stupid...haha i have a girl friend who is actually pretty good looking. You can say anything you want, i don't care because you have never met her and don't know her so I don't care... losers.

This is the first time he's gotten a girlfriend that was decent looking. What a fucking nerd rofl.

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This is the first time he's gotten a girlfriend that was decent looking. What a fucking nerd rofl.

However is she actually good looking... The question we need to ask ourselves is why he would go out of his way to post that he got a girlfriend on a Faldon message board. Should we be impressed? Is he so horrifically ugly that the fact he has a girlfriend we should be happy? Or is this the first girlfriend for him ever and that we need to applaud him.

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8 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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My girlfriend never talks back... Not since I bludgeoned her with a steel cudgel.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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9 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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My girlfriend never talks back... Not since I bludgeoned her with a steel cudgel.

I've tried everything but that.

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10 Reply by morphine

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I hate people

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11 Reply by Fireborn

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My girlfriend never talks back... Not since I bludgeoned her with a steel cudgel.

Nick your treatment of women makes me so hot. Touch me Nick.. please touch my no-no spot.

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12 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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Oooh Fb's No-No Spot! I have to ask my girlfriend first... Hold on.


She didn't say anything and silence = consent. Woooo Movin on up!!

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13 Reply by Roachie

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omg this is stupid...haha i have a girl friend who is actually pretty good looking. You can say anything you want, i don't care because you have never met her and don't know her so I don't care... losers.

Your clearly very excited and happy about this, if you were happy about being with someone you really like, and you liked them for them, i'd congratulate you.
However, you don't mention to who she is or what you like about her or even that you DO like her. You only mention she is "actually pretty good looking". The way you phrase it makes you sound like your happy BECAUSE you have girlfriend, not that your happy with your girlfriend. As though she's some object or status symbol to boast about. What you should be even more embarrassed about is that you couldn't find anywhere better to boast other than the faldon message board.

I hope she see's through you as quickly as possible and you get dumped and she kicks the crap into you.  :twisted:

14 Reply by Oman

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The answer: Dowsa is a stupid loser who lives down the street from me... his mom pays the bills by doing the nasty, if you know what I mean...

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

15 Reply by mophead

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wait a second we forgot something he's so ugly his girlfriend might even be a ....................................................................................................................    alien lol some is highlited

its a boy/yuk er get it away its a she and a he /ha ha ha ha heheheh

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16 Reply by Crovax

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Ah well, I guess I can't really diss Dowsa or whatever, since Ive never had a gf myself actually. tongue

Unless FB counts...

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17 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura Pa Azara

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I have a girlfriend.......



she kicks my butt.......



sad

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18 Reply by Veega

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Yes, she kicks mine too - And I do not even know her that well.  :?

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19 Reply by Fireborn

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time for a spanking

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