Topic: Oh no.
First day of school. I'm scared and worried.
What if the other boys won't like me the way I like them?
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Do the "Lets be Friends" Grope....and go from there.... 
I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.
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What about 'Hey! I want to bone you up the ass!'?
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What about 'Hey! I want to bone you up the ass!'?
That's way too timid... didnt anyone ever teach you to be forward?
You definitely need an assertiveness 101 class.
"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."
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just walk around school pant-less.
If you are well equiped you will get all the girls and make all the guys angry at your uber package. You will also be called gay, and the secret gay kids will lust after you.
If you are unequiped the girls will laugh, the guys will laugh and call you gay. The gays will laugh but still secretly lust after you.
I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.
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A win-win situation!
Re: Oh no.
just walk around school pant-less.
If you are well equiped you will get all the girls and make all the guys angry at your uber package. You will also be called gay, and the secret gay kids will lust after you.
If you are unequiped the girls will laugh, the guys will laugh and call you gay. The gays will laugh but still secretly lust after you.
Hrmmm, you know this from personal experience FB? :-P
If so, I demand to know when you had it sized down.
"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."