Hi im Linkin Park. I think Im death metal. I cut myself cuz its cool. I don't conform to society's standards, instead I conform to non-conformity standards. I don't play music for the music itself, but more for money. I release 3 CDs, the first two literally having the same songs on them, but I made remixed versions and cHngD d SnG TyTlZ 2 diz Typ oV wryTnG so we could be more appealing to the pseudo-rebellious mallcore kids and sell more albums. ever since the first album I have never went back to a recording studio, I am just slightly editing our first album (that was repititive enough as it was) and making new albums off that. I haven't changed the song structure to any of my songs, ever.
Here is how to make your own Linkin Park song:
INTRO:
enter some gay synth DJ techno beat
song gets 'heavier' with implementation of 'bad-ass sounding' guitars playing a monotonous riff
1ST VERSE:
make the guitars sound a bit softer
enter whining vocals
CHORUS:
change guitar riff slightly
continue whiny vocals
2ND VERSE:
return to 1st verse structure
change 1 of the lyrics so it seems like you put effort into the song
CHORUS:
same as above
BRIDGE:
enter pseudo-screaming vocals with some faggot guitar riff and hrdkr tekno beetz
CHORUS:
same as previous 2 chorus'
REPEAT CHORUS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND FADE
now you're first song is recorded, repeat the above steps on 'Here is how to make your own Linkin Park song:' around 10 times. There is your Linkin Park album. Now release your cd and just wait for people to buy it. 100 million dollars isn't enough? ok, team up with the least talented and incoherent rapper out there and make another remix cd (that's right, ANOTHER ONE!) but think of a really intelligent concept to add to the album... lets see... MIX THE RAP SONGS WITH THE NU-METAL SONGS! INGENIOUS!
Am I cool?
(Note: The funny thing is that I was barely exaggerating...)