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No.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Anyone else think Ulrich trying to be apart of the Faldon community is sad as hell? Learn your place newbie.

The faldon community itself is "sad as hell." So it seems like a natural fit to me.

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If you still haven't read my post on the Trash Heap, I've been on the boards longer than you, n00b.

Don't be such a jackass just because I don't actually play Faldon.

You retard. I have been on these boards since 2003. If you weren't a newbie piece of shit and knew my old account, you wouldn't have made that comment. But you are and you don't. Good fucking game dipshit.

And who actually does play Faldon anymore? Stop being such a retard and learn your place.

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what exactly was your old account? I didn't join the boards till 2004, but I did play during 2003, and I did look at the boards... I just don't remember seeing any notorious spam whores back then...

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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he was No One at All

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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what exactly was your old account? I didn't join the boards till 2004, but I did play during 2003, and I did look at the boards... I just don't remember seeing any notorious spam whores back then...

The pot calling the kettle black.

You know, because I'm such a spam whore compared to someone, you for example, that posts 4 (or was it 5) messages in a row talking to himself.

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It's the only conversation he could strike up with this so called "Faldon-Community".

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Seeing as I'm the only one here with 350,100/700,200ths of a brain.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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But yet that still isn't enough to know how to wipe your own ass...

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Poor Gm (Coma) =S.. Just like the movie I saw in HK the main character got the same situation....  roll

^^~The most Mystic Noob Ever~^^

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If you had reduced it you would see that it = 1/2, dumbass.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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I hope you develop a stigmata on your balls and they fall off and a small animal eats them!!


STIGMATAAAAAA!!!

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FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!

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Most of you retards probably don't even know what a stigmata is.

And now, just to prove me wrong, you are going to Google it and post the definition just to make yourself sound smart.

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wrongo-boyo.

here is an oman-ition, straight from my brain:

Stigmata- when one develops wounds which don't heal and bleed a lot. Sometimes these wounds resemble the wounds of Christ.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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Seeing as I'm the only one here with 350,100/700,200ths of a brain.

But yet that still isn't enough to know how to wipe your own ass...

If you had reduced it you would see that it = 1/2, dumbass.

It might be me, and Im not fan of Ulrichs or whatever, but I kind of fail to see how reducing it to 1/2 (somehting so obvious I doubt anyone oversaw it) would have any bearing WHATSOEVER on his post... not like it stops being applicable or w/e.

Conclusion: you thought you were being mighty witty with that lame thing and then felt the need to call attention to it since you misinterpreted apathy for ignorance.

In other words... FAILURE

<3

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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Next week is 3x tables...so maybe we can expect a 250,000/750,000

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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Seeing as I'm the only one here with 350,100/700,200ths of a brain.

But yet that still isn't enough to know how to wipe your own ass...

If you had reduced it you would see that it = 1/2, dumbass.

It might be me, and Im not fan of Ulrichs or whatever, but I kind of fail to see how reducing it to 1/2 (somehting so obvious I doubt anyone oversaw it) would have any bearing WHATSOEVER on his post... not like it stops being applicable or w/e.

Conclusion: you thought you were being mighty witty with that lame thing and then felt the need to call attention to it since you misinterpreted apathy for ignorance.

In other words... FAILURE

<3

Now thats funny.. Crov is soooo awsome..

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Soon the battle is over, lost to apathy.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Ulrich said:
But yet that still isn't enough to know how to wipe your own ass...

Crov said:It might be me, and Im not fan of Ulrichs or whatever, but I kind of fail to see how reducing it to 1/2 (somehting so obvious I doubt anyone oversaw it) would have any bearing WHATSOEVER on his post... not like it stops being applicable or w/e.

That may be Crov. However, I interpreted it differently.

Ulrich said:...that still isn't enough...

These few words right here were what convinced me. Y'see, he is implying that even with that overly large number, I still don't know how to wipe my own ass.

Aah right, Ulrichs interpretation that saying "Im the only one here with half a brain" implies that that is more than what everybody else has is obviously mistaken, seeing as how the idiomatic use of language is obviously far beyond you.

Seems like overestimated you in my earlier post... I stand corrected.

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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I'm not sure if I got the gist of your post, or if it was written awkwarldly.

How would odd language characteristics be beyond me?

Do enlighten.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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Why don't you try and think about it, maybe read it again? I know these things must be hard... thinking, reading, etc. but you have to learn these things sooner or later.

-_-

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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First off, your post was ill-worded. It gives me a headache looking at it.

Secondly, did you even read my reply?

I said:I'm not sure if I got the gist of your post, or if it was written awkwarldly.

Basically what I'm saying here^ is that due to the possibility that your response was awkwardly written, I received a meaning from it, however, I cannot be sure that it is proper. And since you don't wish to enlighten me, I will write what I figured from your statement.

Crovax said:Aah right, Ulrichs interpretation that saying "Im the only one here with half a brain" implies that that is more than what everybody else has is obviously mistaken, seeing as how the idiomatic use of language is obviously far beyond you.

Seems like overestimated you in my earlier post... I stand corrected.

Now then, let's disect.

Crovax said:Aah right, Ulrichs interpretation that saying "Im the only one here with half a brain" implies that that is more than what everybody else has

So, here you say that Ulrich believed that he was the only one here with 1/2 a brain, and believes that everyone else has a lesser amount of said brain.

Crovax said:is obviously mistaken, seeing as how the idiomatic use of language is obviously far beyond you.

Here what is said is peculiar language use is far beyond 'you' which I assume is referring to me, based on the reply in general.

I fail to see how any of these elements combined make any sense.

Unless of course what you mean to say is:

Ulrich's interpretation of the statement "I'm the only one here with 1/2 a brain" implies that he thought that Oman meant to use an overly large number for kicks, or that quite possibly he was just being smart-assed, and this led to the assumption that the said statement was more than everyone else had. Now, from this arguement it may be deduced that Oman could not interpret as such, and found different reasoning behind the comment, thusly motivating him to shed light on the statement by reducing the number, all the while failing to interpret in a different light, which was how Crovax saw it.

This is just a rough interpretation. If you want to dig, we can argue this forever.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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Me no understand!

... sigh, when did I become your reading comprehension teacher or w/e. =p

Ah well, I will at least admit, that if you do not have a basic sense/idea of what Im trying to say, it is an unclear sentence to read. Though I still believe you should be able to figure it out.  tongue

Aah right, Ulrichs interpretation that saying "Im the only one here with half a brain" implies that that is more than what everybody else has is obviously mistaken, seeing as how the idiomatic use of language is obviously far beyond you.

-You said something that comes down to "Im the only one here with half a brain".

-The logical interpretation would be that you're implying that all the others who apparently do not have half a brain, have LESS than that.

-So you're saying you have more brains than anyone else here.

-In that light, his saying 'that still isn't enough' is quite understandable, and thus I conclude that the aforementioned is how Ulrich probably interpreted your words, as did I for that matter.

-But that is were Ulrich was apparently mistaken in thinking you had intentionally used idiomatic language...

These few words right here were what convinced me. Y'see, he is implying that even with that overly large number, I still don't know how to wipe my own ass.

-Since apparently you feel there is no implication whatsoever that you have "a lot or more" brains when 1/2 is considered in the spot of your 350100/700200 (when its reduced).

-Apparently, in your view, only a large number in that spot would make your statement fit that description. Thus you were overestimated by us, as we carelessly assumed you could at least comprehend the implications of your own words properly. smile

Sigh, this is tiring... but at least you should be able to grasp what Im getting at... explained it point for point and all.

But it really loses its edge when it's repeated like that and expounded upon so thoroughly sad

I feel uncool now.  :cry:

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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It's amazing what a couple of posts can start. I never thought that a post about wiping asses could turn in to a reading comprehension lesson.

Then again.....look at where we are...