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The Connan sketch where they played the Walker Texas Ranger clip with the little boy saying "Walker told me I have AIDS" was one of the funniest things he ever did...

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I agree

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Conan is the first person I ever liked who had, what I thought it was at that time, a talk show. Colbert is now my favorite, Conan second, and to tell the truth, Stewart has some moments when he is godly, but usually he is just not that informative or funny, I stopped watching his show.  :?

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Connan O'Brien Made Chuck Norris popular.

Connan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert are my favorite! Even more so than John Stewart which I still love.

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Hasselhoff are all recurring references on Conan.  Mr. T even makes frequent guest appearances on Conan.

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... what is this Conan you folks speak of? :-/

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Conan the Barbarian......The mightiest man that ever lived.


hehe nah they mean Conan Obrien...a Chat Show Host who fails in comparrison to Letterman...who can make a one hour show out of meer facial movement and tie adjustments... lol

Oh and i also think the whole Chuck Norris thing kicked off a bit after Dodgeball....

Remember the end scene "Fucking Chuck Norris"

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Crov, Conan O'Brien was a writer for some of the 'The Simpsons' episodes,
I am sure you have seen that, right?

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The Simpsons?  :?:  :?:  :?:

hehe, alright well.... I gathered that he did some sort of live-show. Is there a site with clips like for the Daily Show?


Oh and here's something I came across for those who like all the Chuck Norris lines.


Because of his love for the environment, Chuck Norris doesn't run his vehicles on fossil fuels, but instead heats live cats to 600 degrees Fahrenheit, then uses the remains as a potent bio-fuel. Norris claims he averages 40 miles to a cat.

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Letterman sucks

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Crov, if you watched that video clip a while back in this thread where the talkshow host shows a clip from Walker: Texas Ranger, the talkshow host is Conan.

He was a writer for The Simpsons and then Saturday Night Live before getting his show on NBC.

Conan is pretty much the man.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/ConanOBrien/1651965/

gotta love this one also

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http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/ConanOBrien/1651965/

gotta love this one also

I guess you'd have to know the show or see the entire show to get the joke...

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I hate you crov.. Conan is AWESOME...

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No really crov it doesnt get much better than that..... You have seen te best on offer.....dont expect any more.... tongue

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Are you bashing Conan!!!????

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chuck norris does slip and slide with gravel.

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ALL HAIL GÖRAN PERSSON!

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Conan met the Finnish president because of his claims that they were long lost twins.. People believe that due to Conan's extreme popularity in Finland and his comedic endorsement ads on his show that she won her second term.

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What? No. Göran Persson FTW!

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Wdoes any of your posts have to do with Conan O'Brein? In which this topic is about..... or is now after I HIJACKED the topic..

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