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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard in the face, they ceased to exist. This of course was never documented, because Chuck Norris then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone within the vicinity out of existance as well. He then later wrote a book about it, a book that we now refer to as "The Bible."
I can not see whats fun about him. He looks a bit like Terry Goodkind.
Who?
Chuck
No who is Terry Goodkind lol.. but nm.. I looked him up.. my friend use to read those books... and another series that I don't recall.. about a Dragon that is reborn... imho fantasy books give me the creeps..
The Dragon Reborn by Robert jordan is the other book - my second favorite by the way.
The sword of turth series by Terry Goodkind indeed.
You mean he still reads them, they are still coming out.
HAIL STAN!. (No not a typo.)
WTF is a BOOK!!!!!!!
Browen do they have fantasy sex scenes in them?
Hmm, yeah some 
Im already interested! Sign me up! I have some interesting fantasy sex scenes.. I should write my own book!..
Browen do they have fantasy sex scenes in them?
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Not if you mean scenes that have fantasy elements in them (like dragons or w/e, lol) but indeed there are some scenes of such an effect, not too descriptive. In Wizard's First Rule one of the main characters gets like raped and shit, grrr... dont read that, it totally made me depressed and angry. After reading those pages I put on my boxing gloves and kept punching my punching bag till my knuckles bled. 
:cry:
*SPOILER ALERT* - Contains spoilers/details concerning the first book in the Sword of Truth Series (Wizard's First Rule) - *SPOILER ALERT*
You read all parts, Crovax?
... uhhhh... I'll borrow a book and read it... If I remember correctly it was a thick book like 500 pages?? It will take me a good deal of time... I want to be touching myself at the end of the book btw or I'll be pissed.
lol 500 pages? Dream on, 5 of the parts (9 parts I think) are 1000 pages.
Harry Potter.... :shock:
Way to soft fantasy litterature, Jesus. The last book was 1000 pages? I WANT ALL BOOKS TO BE 1000+! HAIL LONG BOOKS!
... uhhhh... I'll borrow a book and read it... If I remember correctly it was a thick book like 500 pages?? It will take me a good deal of time... I want to be touching myself at the end of the book btw or I'll be pissed.
Stick to ur trashy magazines is what I'd suggest. =P
Well lets do the maths Crov..
The average book it seems is 1000pages....according to this series.
A Picture tells a thousand words.....
A magazine usually has about a hundred pictures....thats a 100,000 word book right there....
Really?
Tells you a thousand words does it?
haha, kudos to you browen
Must you Browen? I could and will type up 1000 words to describe that.
i dont belive you brandon write it, proove your waste of timeness.
When I have the time I will..
Really?
Tells you a thousand words does it?
A thousand words on a black dot:
large black dot enticing, appealing, telling of the hunger of space, the mystery of the void, the emptiness of the pit. It is quiet, yet powerful, and oozes perpetual wondering. It speaks of the end that death is, the final quiet to which we all go, the end, hole in the ground, nothing but black all around. It speaks of the perfection of the circle, whole and uninterrupted, eternal, with no end in sight. From this we may divine that the black dot represents the finality and the eternity that we interpret death as. The pure blackness of the (100)dot also describes the powerful emotion of black hatred and the pure and focused way in which it is shown is through this giant black dot, from which no hatred has escaped. The black dot also conveys the mood of a black sorrow, a trauma that was so great it led to the thinking of death and all of its eternity with a wellspring of hatred. It was obviously rendered in a primitive painting program, as the pixels are very easy to see, and the edges are done rather roughly. From looking at the picture of the dot, it appears (200)to be saved in the .JPG format or .GIF format because of the blurriness around the edges of the black dot. The size of the dot speaks of the need to make a statement of a larger nature, something that would carry more power than a smaller dot, and hold more sway over the viewers of this black dot. The fact that a dot was chosen instead of a square or some other such geometric shape emphasizes focus and importance on the area of the dot and the statement which it was included with. The dot is obviously meant as a (300)sattire, as no normal sane man would write a thousand words on it, so in fact the dot is indeed a comedy of a black sort, generally with all the negative emotion conveyed by (334)it. The black dot also resembles the earth and the pollutants which cover it, which could also be interpreted as the black air of menace that hangs over the (363)earth.
I will finish this later, otherwise, if someone wants to pick up where I left off...
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