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Topic: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

I wasn't sure, but...

The Moose is the world's largest deer.

The scientific term for nose-picking is rhinotillexonamia.

Manhole covers are round so that they don't fall in the hole.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

Pretzels without salt are called "baldies."

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

The lowest social security number was 001-01-0001, and was given to Grace D. Owen of Concord, New Hampshire, who applied for her number on November 24, 1936.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

It is impossible (for most people) to lick your elbow.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Imagine...

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

2 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

Suicide, try it.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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3 Reply by Jesus3

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

And like they always say...if at first you dont succeed.....Try, Try again.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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4 Reply by Oman

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

And like they always say...if at first you dont succeed.....Try, Try again.

Don't encourage me.

BTW,

The eifel tower can grow or shrink up to 6 inches depending on temperature.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

5 Reply by Jesus3

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

The eifel tower can grow or shrink up to 6 inches depending on temperature.

Wow coincidence...My tower can do the same thing.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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6 Reply by Crovax

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

The eifel tower can grow or shrink up to 6 inches depending on temperature.

Wow coincidence...My tower can do the same thing.

*pities Jesus' wintertime condition*

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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7 Reply by Transfer

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

i thought it was funny. however the suicide try it coment was so much funnyer

8 Reply by browen

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

i thought it was funny. however the suicide try it coment was so much funnyer

And your post was such a waste.

I got horny when I saw Ronnie post tho!

And yes this post was even more useless then urs!

9 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

And we all know Browen RARELY posts anything useful.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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And we all know Browen RARELY posts anything useful.

Stop lying.

You are the god of sex.


See?!

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How is stating something that is commonly known useful?

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How is stating something that is commonly known useful?

Fireborns self liking raises to the skies (by other words, he has energy for at least four times of intense sex with me per night)

13 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

Every topic on this board somehow turns into homosexual rantings.

Kill yourselves so I don't have to.

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Re: Well, Glad That's Cleared up!

Every topic on this board somehow turns into homosexual rantings.

Kill yourselves so I don't have to.

Sorry, you have to. Go kill yourself.