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Topic: Pedophilia FTW!

Hehehe

http://www.zipperfish.net/free/quiz/likejailbait.php

Jailbait is yummy. =P I actually managed to get 8 out of 10 correct. smile
All of em legal in the Netherlands anyway ;-)

As Hisoka (from Hunter X Hunter) always says with a perverted moan:
"Why is it that unripe fruit always looks like it would taste the best?"

Or as FB said during his job interview for Rainbow Elementary School:
"If there's grass on the field, play ball."

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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Holy crap, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while......Although i think i failed with 4 out of 5 underage girls...... :oops:

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http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quizimages/jailbait3.jpg

Bah... Only 3 of them I didn't end up "nailing" Amanda Bynes, Jennifer Garner, and JLO.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Amanda Bynes is one of the hawtest actresses I've seen the last couple of years. In 'What a girl wants' anyway.

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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in england theyd all be legal ...

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*moves to england*

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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As I said huge, same in Holland. Actually here we have 2 legal ages of consent. 12 (with restrictions) and 16.

(The restriction for those under 12 is that they can't legally engage in intercourse with those more than 2 years older than themselves)

That's funny btw, cause you could have like a gf that is legal during winter but not during summer because of birthdays, hehe. Anyhow, obviously it is not enforced unless scary stuff happens (Obviously we dun want a 30-yr old wih a 13 yr-old, though I do believe it is possible to get such things sanctioned too if you get permission for it beforehand. Would prolly be a big hassle in the case of 30-13 but in less extreme cases prolly doable. (Pun not intended.)  Anyhow, in practice of course, noone gives a shit about these laws, so long as it's socially considered accepable. Prolly the same in the US smile (I doubt that the avg age for 'the first time' is over 18 in the US, heh)

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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Sanctioned pedophilia ftw.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Sanctioned pedophilia ftw.

+1

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Sanctioned pedophilia ftw.

Statutory Rape = Stupidest Law ever.

It basically says that You had sex with your partner who was not of legal age.

Even though He/She permitted it, maybe even provoked it, You are charged with Statutory Rape because you should know better.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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I know it's a dumb law. But I am talking about like, bonicating 5 year olds.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Turn around tell the judge that you were drunk and she raped you if the parents push it. If the parents dont back off there lawyer normally convinces them to.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Jessica Alba, is definatly one of the most hottest girls around.

The owner of everything, even you.

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I like that three year old up the street.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Turn around tell the judge that you were drunk and she raped you if the parents push it. If the parents dont back off there lawyer normally convinces them to.

Then motion a lunch break and commit suicide on the Judge's car.

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4 out of 5.....

Can you blame me though.....they were hot....

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Sanctioned pedophilia ftw.

Statutory Rape = Stupidest Law ever.

It basically says that You had sex with your partner who was not of legal age.

Even though He/She permitted it, maybe even provoked it, You are charged with Statutory Rape because you should know better.

couple girls at the high school i didnt graduate from decided they liked the football guys, so the guys all had a great time with these three 13 year old girls. needless to say girls are stupid enough to write it in their diary. mother reads diary, slaps 7 guys with Stat rape. all get conviected without jail time because they're still in highschool, every single one gets it on their record, i think one of the guys kill himself. anyways dumb whore's ruin seven lives because of a stupid law.

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Go away

Destroyer of Worlds

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Go away

How about you go away and bother someone else with your shitty presence.


Anyhow, I wouldn't blame the girls like you did. I would blame 1. retarded soccer moms and 2. retarded US law and judges etc.

Though at the same time I have to add, if these guys were over 16, they really should've known better.

Still it prolly wouldn't even have reached court here, heh. Certainly not conviction. (Unless the girls claim it was involuntary.)

Btw, we have a system where a person's record is cleared when he reaches 18. (Or something along those lines.) Don't you guys have something of the sort?


Anyhow, as I said... ridiculous conviction, but if these guys were 17 or older they really should have known better. (Especially since they *live* in the US, so they should *know* that US law is by no means reasonable or representative of real life.)

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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Go away

How about you go away and bother someone else with your shitty presence.

OOOOOOoooooooHHHHHHhhh BURNNNNNN!!!!

Oh wait, nevermind...  :oops:

Destroyer of Worlds

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Hmmm.....

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this happened in canada. and i dont know whats happened since then, but fuck ive been with a girl that was to young, it was a while ago but still i would have got stat, i dont remember blaming the girls. i remember calling them stupid. however yes it is the mothers fault. but thats what happens when bad parents find out they have failed raising their children, find someone elce to blame. smile, the only reason i know of this is because my girlfriends cousen wnt to school with the girls. i still think its a stupid law. and i dont feel bad for the guys, they're fucking jerkoff jocks.

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You don't know how old there were though? Cuz imho that kinda matters for whether to blame them or the law. =P If they were 18 i blame them, if they were 16 I blame the law. =p

"We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice."

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i think they where 17, one was 18. none would have been 16

anyways im fucking tired, need a shower before work so i'll be back on the boards at 9pm tonight big_smile

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they really should have known better.

I'm sorry Crov but no man regardless of age could turn down 3 chicks standing in front of you saying "Do me right big boy".

The conviction would be worth it.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.