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Topic: The Journey.

Whilst cleaning out the fridge that belongs to my friends 60+ year old mother. I came across a 7 year old vacuum sealed package of pepperoni.

Being me, I decided it would be a good idea to ingest said pepperoni to see what sort of diarhea it would cause. Upon further research, I found that 7 year old pepperoni does indeed cause projectile diarhea, the viscosity of which is similar to that of water.

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2 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura

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Re: The Journey.

Oh, my God. I did a similar expiriment with a 10 year old pack of Combos.

Completly opposite effect.

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