so im trying to get high with an apple.......... (Page 1 of 2)

Stonednbored, first, that is pretty pathetic if you can't find anything better to do than try to get stoned using an apple.  Second, it is not that hard, and apples are not that juicy... I have seen people use a number of fruits, including pears and apples.  If you get pulled over... first by time you consume it they would see your, "weird behavior."  Weird behavior is reasonable doubt to search your vehicle.  If they search your vehicle you are going to be out more time than if they were to ticket you.  If you are caught hiding the evidence or suspected of it, it bothers the police and they are more likely to take action.  If you consume it, and they search your car, you are more likely to be found to have been smoking.  Especially when they will smell it in the car.

I love your sense of humor Tim.

Edit:

I meant to say I love your complete lack of a sense of humor.

lothar. i dont like you cool guy.

"owned"

Just use a darn pop can.. crush it in the middle, poke a hole, or a bunch of small holes, pop yoru cherry on that, light it up, and smoke it through the mouth of the pop can.. not that hard o.O

And uhh.. you didnt hear that from me.. *coughs*

have you ever seen a 10 year old pop can?  It still has its color.  It may be a little faded, but it still has its color.  I highly doubt that putting the can under the temperature of a small flame for that short of a time span would even cause the paint to smear.  Try it,  then when you are done let it cool off and wipe the block smoke stain away.  You will see that the paint is still in tact.  As for smoking the metal...... bowl pieces are made out of metal.  If you tried to do this with a plastic 20 ounce pop bottle I would get a little concerned.  lol  (not saying there aren't ways to use a plastic bottle)

You are a result of the war on drugs.

So why is smoking marijuana stupid? Because the government says it's bad? Obviously you're the inbred one if you believe everything the government says. Learn what the fuck you're talking about or shut the fuck up.

Also, you used an elipses instead of a comma. An elipses denotes omission of words whereas a comma donates a pause in speech.

You're assuming that we believe it's stupid merely because the government says it is. I, for one, consider it to be a horrible waste of time and money. You could certainly put your resources to better use than getting stoned. I consider it stupid on the principle that you're wasting your money on a temporary chemical thrill.

Also, let's not ignore that possession is illegal. While you may not agree with possession laws (Hell, I don't even agree with them), you are still under the law's control.

Is there really a point? Escapism, rebellion, or fun. Not one of them is a good excuse.

By the way, the ellipsis can also be used to indicate a pause in speech. "Ellipses" is the plural of "ellipsis." Cherry321 only used one ellipsis. I'll leave it to you to arrive at your own conclusion regarding your use of the word.

P.S. Morphine, is that such a bad thing?

As that other guy stated, you obviously are an idiot for making many generalizations, such as I am a drone who follows whatever the govt. says, based on me saying it's common sense not to do weed.  Ignoring that and even assuming you have a grasp of logic, doing weed, any kind of illegal drug, even alcohol is stupid, because all it does it render you useless for long periods of time, reduced reaction time, basically you become dangerous if you go out driving/doing anything even while high on weed.  That is why it's stupid, wasting money on something that has no use besides pleasure, and pleasure that's detrimental to others at the same time.

Yes I figured someone would take the pleasure part out of context, its pleasure that if you go out and function as a normal human you would be a danger to others, driving/walking/biking etc.  And I'm not sure where weed is legal besides mexico, some european countries I guess, I was talking from American perspective though.  Anyways, laws should govern people's choices because they are guidelines and morals, without laws it would be chaos, and the entire world would quickly degrade into a bloodbath/crimeridden place.

"Illegal Drug" Now think about what I said. Now stop pretending to be intelligent.