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Topic: How to Fix a Broken Faldon

To fix a broken Faldon:

1) Locate server.
2) Locate power outlet.
3) Pull plug.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon

/agree

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Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

Zerodyme is a ghost. You don't know he's there until he's cut you. As your hands fall off and your torso splits, the last thing you'll think is, "Oh, fuck! Zerodyme was here!"

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Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

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Re: How to Fix a Broken Faldon

To fix a broken Faldon player:
1: Pull away from computer.
2: Get him a girlfriend.

That's what I did and I haven't played Faldon for a long ass time.

They still make blow-up dolls? Wow.

(8000th post in the trash heap goes to Oman. Yay.)

Synthetic rubber, too. Supposed to be more realistic, but I think you could get the same effect by cutting a hole in the ass-end of a rubber duck.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.