1 Topic by Anmojoder2

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Topic: My Monkey

On a recent trip to the African jungles I encountered a monkey. I named him Whiteglove. We had some...intimate relations, so I brought him home with me. It tooks weeks of training to get him to suck my dick just the way I like it, with no teeth imbedded. I can't help but get a raging boner when I think of the feeling if my tube steak entering his crusty love hole...I believe I just spurted all over my monitor...

2 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: My Monkey

I'll gladly borrow that monkey from you for awhile.

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Re: My Monkey

Wow...psthathe anohwe yekhure ynkheqhoma.

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4 Reply by ( narcosis )

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Re: My Monkey

"Wow... that's one lucky monkey."

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Re: My Monkey

Haha...Whiteglove.

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