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Topic: How do i play this game?

How do i play the game Faldon?

Last edited by ltmadman (April 5th, 2007 12:46 PM)

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Re: How do i play this game?

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Re: How do i play this game?

The best way is to trial and error. But if you get stuck just look on some of the websites for help.

Dont look down here, my message is up there.

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Re: How do i play this game?

You do not.

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Re: How do i play this game?

ltmadman wrote:

How do i play the game Faldon?

Step one - Kill yourself.

Step two - The end.

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Re: How do i play this game?

how can they're be a step 2 then?

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The End.

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Re: How do i play this game?

Judy wrote:

how can they're be a step 2 then?

If you kill yourself, you have to wait for the end.;)

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But wouldn't that be just part of killing yourself?

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if u kill yourself it would be the end, and only a step 1..

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no, step one: kill yourself indicates that the first step is to kill yourself, doesnt say how
and step two: the end indicates you should be dead. and if youre not, you should probably
repeat step one, ill put it in a better way

Public Function Play_Faldon(ByRef You As PersonPlayingFaldon) As Boolean
Dim Dead As PersonPlayingFaldon 'A blank person variable
Do Until You = Dead
     If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInStomach) = False Then
           If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInHead) = False Then 
                Goto IfAllElseFails
           Else
                You = Dead
           End If
     Else
           You = Dead
     End If
Loop
Exit Function

IfAllElseFails:
'Fuckit, you played faldon so we should kill you anyway.
    You = Dead
End Function
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JuZa wrote:

no, step one: kill yourself indicates that the first step is to kill yourself, doesnt say how
and step two: the end indicates you should be dead. and if youre not, you should probably
repeat step one, ill put it in a better way

Public Function Play_Faldon(ByRef You As PersonPlayingFaldon) As Boolean
Dim Dead As PersonPlayingFaldon 'A blank person variable
Do Until You = Dead
     If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInStomach) = False Then
           If Kill_Yourself(You, ShootSelfInHead) = False Then 
                Goto IfAllElseFails
           Else
                You = Dead
           End of    
           Else
           You = Dead
     End If
Loop
Exit Function

IfAllElseFails:
'Fuckit, you played faldon so we should kill you anyway.
    You = Dead
End Function

wrong!!! its        Else
                You = Dead
           End OF        not if ! u silly p00

Last edited by Judy (May 27th, 2007 6:27 PM)

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Re: How do i play this game?

Try the player guide, but its a bit outdated.

http://www.geocities.com/whoblitzell/player_guide.html

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Catbert wrote:

Try the player guide, but its a bit outdated.

http://www.geocities.com/whoblitzell/player_guide.html

Don't feed him lies. Prick.

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