Topic: The Day as an enginear inspiration from a Dilbert Comic book
As i try to get to work i wake up feeling energized, my boss will try crush that when i go to work, my white fluffy dog will give me sarcastic comments questioning my existence. Many a Paperclip will be taken hostage with many sacraficial rituals for the donuts. The Group leader also known as "StupidusBosses" will be the leader. After this the fierce Hunt for the photocopier shall begin with the blood curdling scream of the dry ink. We then feast on our meal at "Lunch" as we now call it.
Then Next i try to sidestep the anoyying co-worker. Then we are blessed by the secretary with a corssbow these creatures are very hostile creatures with the temper to kill this is a very hard to combat and i often end up being tormented even with years of experience.
Next i end up having to go to the dreaded "Accounting" room. sometimes i think the people there are not human. The people in 'accounting are matched by the marketers who often ruin our project and assign impossible deadlines and make up half of our features. At the end of the day my boss comes and tells me i have to do a project with the load of work he already assignes me, the angels of work tell me not to do it because it will be obviously canceld the next Week.
-From your friend In Your House 
