Bullshit! Cheese has been and always will be magical for the entire week! It's power will consume nonbelievers and, from modems, will grant the power to fly for all eternity! The power of cheese was discovered by the Ancient Canadians when they found old, nasty milk in the back of a refrigerator. They then realized that with the right enzymes, this substance was edible! The cheese, once consumed, would give them powers beyond imagination. Nowadays, cheese is made in factories and it does not give people powers any longer. The only way to gain this power is to stuff cheese in your modem. I recommend Cheez Wiz because it is easily shaped into a desirable form.
Forever Behold the Power of Cheese, Vile Humans!!!
Schauen Sie fur immer Macht des Kases, Abscheuliche Menschen an!!!
Ich komme aus einum dunklen Platz zwischen dem Haus und Wirklichkiet, und ich bin ein psychischer Schertfechter, der Katzchen mit katanas und Telekinese ermordet.