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Topic: Explaining something to a woman.

There's a party in my pants says:Pants lance!

There's a party in my pants. says:
do you know what a pants lance is?

I'll be the Giver and you'll be the Taker. says:
dont particularly care

There's a party in my pants. says: do you know what a lance is?

I'll be the Giver and you'll be the Taker. says:
shutup


There's a party in my pants says

From Dictionary.com
Pants - Trousers Often used in the plural             
Lance - A thrusting weapon with a long wooden shaft and a sharp metal head

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2 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Cute, this is what google brings up:

http://alexplorer.net/humor/pants.html

Some are pretty funny.

3 Reply by X To The Z

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Stupid.

4 Reply by GuEsT_Fr33K

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Broken Lance ...in my pants. 


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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5 Reply by X To The Z

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Hi.

6 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Analyze This ...in my pants.

Antz ...in my pants.

Ball Of Fire ...in my pants.

Big Daddy ...in my pants.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ...in my pants.

Boys Don't Cry ...in my pants.

Bug's Life ...in my pants.

Dick ...in my pants.

Die Hard ...in my pants.

7 Reply by Zerodyme Kyupura Pa Azara

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

The Matrix....in my pants.

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8 Reply by Crayton

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NO PANTS .... I'm a nudist, Thank you

"Those that live forever, never really die"...

9 Reply by Crovax

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

One flew over the cuckoo's nest... in my pants.

I'm so lame, I know.

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10 Reply by Jesus3

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I've got a Rocket in my Pocket....In my Pants.

I'm opening up a shop that sells 13" rulers just so Fireborn stops complaining.

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11 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Guys.. GUYS are you ok?! Do I need to save you guys!?

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

12 Reply by Moonbeam_15

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

I do not have a rocket...In my pants

Hell Yeah Bitches!

13 Reply by mold

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Guys.. GUYS are you ok?! Do I need to save you guys!?

. . . in my pants?

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14 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

I meant I would save you guys from certain doom because of... well the very strange topic!

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

15 Reply by mold

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*knew*

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16 Reply by Ulrich

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

The Nightmare on Elm Street......in my pants.

17 Reply by Veega

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Oww  :shock:

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18 Reply by Ulrich

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Ouch...you're right.....

Kids, that is a good example of bad planning.

YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE FREDDY KRUEGER IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!

19 Reply by **Loki**

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The 40 Year Old Virgin . . .  in my pants.

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20 Reply by Ulrich

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The Bride of Chucky......in my pants

21 Reply by Krazy_bitch16

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

God ... in my pants

22 Reply by Someone_At_Nothing

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God doesn't exist and neither does the lump... in your pants.


















I wasn't being cute. You have no dick.

23 Reply by Ulrich

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I hope not....that's my sister...

24 Reply by Veega

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

She looks like a male to me even without her short hair, so it could just be  :?

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Re: Explaining something to a woman.

Oh come on Veega, be nice. You know you like her fauxhawk.