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Topic: I almost died.

Two saturdays ago, I almost died. I fell off a church roof while retrieving a shoe.

here's the church:
http://www.umcnl.com/

there isn't really a picture, but it was a long way down...


After a weekend in the hospital, I am convinced that modern medication is a slow but deadly form of torture.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.

2 Reply by X To The Z

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Re: I almost died.

So close...

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Re: I almost died.

Maybe its a sign that even the church has given up on you.... wink

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4 Reply by X To The Z

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MAYBE IT'S YET ANOTHER SIGN THAT THE CHRISTIAN 'GOD' DOESN'T EXIST.

5 Reply by Fireborn

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Re: I almost died.

interesting theory XTTZ.. Though you leave it open that there is a God. Maybe it is Ra, or or or Zues, maybe Apollo or even Athena! Imagine that! Or maybe the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Aztec etc... were all right.. Maybe every God imagined does exist.

Shit.. I better start sacrificing them virgins or Loki, Odin and Hel will be pissed. Come here you eager virgin faldonites!

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6 Reply by Ulrich

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99.5% of all of the people who play Faldon are virgins. That should keep the gods happy for a long time. After we run out we can move on to the virgins who play Runescape, and then World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, etc.

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Who cares anyway.

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8 Reply by **Loki**

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make sure you dont sacrifice TOO many of those virgins...   if they all become extinct.. who are we going to yell, maim, torture, and brutalize?  :-)

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he has a good point  wink

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As long as new players keep arriving in Faldon we have pleeeenty of virgins for you.

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11 Reply by Akolus

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As long as new players keep arriving in Faldon we have pleeeenty of virgins for you.

that declear u r the guy not ur sis... =p

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Deff ov d eNglizz langwidge

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Yeah, I agree, Faldon is full of virgins, I mean, this is the virgin capital of the internet. Come one! Come all! See the amazing Faldon Virgi- oops... well, at least see what is left of them.

www.legendofoman.tk...go visit it!!!!!!!!!11

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14 Reply by Oman

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Dowsa chopped them to pieces for his ceremonies.

It is high time I put something intelligent here.