Topic: The Journey.
Whilst cleaning out the fridge that belongs to my friends 60+ year old mother. I came across a 7 year old vacuum sealed package of pepperoni.
Being me, I decided it would be a good idea to ingest said pepperoni to see what sort of diarhea it would cause. Upon further research, I found that 7 year old pepperoni does indeed cause projectile diarhea, the viscosity of which is similar to that of water.