Topic: Advertise Faldon!

Ok nubs! We need to get the word out... better.

There aren't enough players on anymore... we need to aim back towards around 50-60 on at any given time!

So here is what we need... Find MMORPG sites to post Faldon on (if it isn't already there) to get the word out.
Find MMORPG sites with Faldon on it and rate it high, write good reviews.
Tell your friends.
THINK OF A MOTTO FOR US!

Graphics for banners are currently being worked on... anyone can make their own banners and submit them.

What we REALLY need right now, though... is a good motto!

So right now, 10,000 gold is being offered to whoever can think of the best motto for Faldon to be put on a banner. Something that'll attract people to the game, but also says a little about the game (like leveling, skills, pvp).

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/jfsoacc/faldon-banner.jpg

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.

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Faldon: More fun than fornication with a goat.
Faldon: Fun for all cultures.(No Canadians Please!)
Faldon: A Sausagefest the entire family can enjoy.
Faldon: I came.. I saw.. I quit..
Suicide: An alternative to Faldon.
Faldon: A level a day keeps those icky girls away.
Faldon: Come on really? Just go outside and get some exercise fat boy.
Faldon: A place to forget about how pathetic your life is.
Faldon: As fun as a barrel full of monkeys!.. with Rabies!.. and Aids!.. and they're all gay monkeys!.. Not sounding that fun really...
Faldon: Is this where I find 2 guys 1 cup?
Faldon: It's either this or raping my nephew again.
Faldon: ... I have free candy.. Please come inside my dark van and play me.
Faldon: Chuck Norris almost played it.
Faldon: It's all in the name.
Faldon: Hey... Atleast it's not cancer.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Faldon: A world full of magic,leveling,skills and quests

Also known as Forest Haven

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Faldon: I hope you brought a tent Cause you'll be Camping for months at a time.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Faldon: Eh...
Faldon: Please?
Faldon: Like bad sex. It's no fun and you're left disappointed.
Faldon: Well...uhh...Nova looks cool...fuck it never mind
Faldon: DOMO!!! HAADO GEI DESUU!!!!!!!!!
Runescape: Faldon's Bitch
Faldon: American made. That's something, right?
Faldon: Like bitch-slapping your grandma. It's fun at first, but then you feel like a bad person.
Faldon: More fun than a barrel o' monkeys. That toy sucks.
Faldon: Girls don't come here.

Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Supervisor of The International Network Amalgamation Distributor's Corporation Management Organizational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

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Faldon: More fun than a barrel o' monkeys. That toy sucks.
Faldon: Girls don't come here.

Yeah!

Destroyer of Worlds

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All hail Fireborn, our savior _/

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Faldon: Become the greatest and mightiest.
Faldon: Join the most unique MMORPG, Free to play.
Faldon: Many quests and classes await you in one of the most popular med-evil Online Games around.(Popular? haha)
Faldon: Get levels, conquer all, become the best.

All i could think of. ;/

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cant u guys make them add it on xfire orso?

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Faldon: Wait what?
Faldon: WoW's Anti drug.
Faldon: its fun on a bun.
Faldon: come get laughed at.

=]

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Faldon: Contains foul language, deceitfulness, nudity. Player's discretion is STRONGLY advised.

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Faldon: The Consenting Adult's RuneScape

Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Supervisor of The International Network Amalgamation Distributor's Corporation Management Organizational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

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Faldon: Join the most unique MMORPG, Free to play.

Unique must be the key word in that sentence;)

Some contributions from me:

Faldon: Mage or warrior?
Faldon: Can you become the best?
Faldon: The world of farmer villages and threatening wild.

AkA Voldemort.
If you need help feel free to ask me here or online.

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Faldon: I swear Officer.. it was consensual!
Faldon: You'll have your dick out beating off to the naked no-nippled pixelated female form within the first 15 minutes.
Faldon: Nothing but time to spend thinking up new and creative slogans for a dead and dying game.
Faldon: <insert penis joke here>

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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meh

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Faldon: You want fun? We got you covered. Free to play MMORPG with pvp and awesome battle systems. Join Today

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Faldon: Murder, Pvp, Chat and Lots of Fun! Free to Play MMORPG. Join Today
tongue

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Faldon: The world is in your Hands! Join Today. Free MMORPG.

smile wink smile

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Wow, Firebrand, way to be a mood-killer.

Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Supervisor of The International Network Amalgamation Distributor's Corporation Management Organizational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

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Faldon: Hey, wait a second.. This isn't where I parked my car.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Faldon: Keep your shoes on. You won't be here for long.

Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Supervisor of The International Network Amalgamation Distributor's Corporation Management Organizational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

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Firebrand77 wrote:

Faldon: You want fun? We got you covered. Free to play MMORPG with pvp and awesome battle systems. Join Today

Firebrand77 wrote:

Faldon: Murder, Pvp, Chat and Lots of Fun! Free to Play MMORPG. Join Today

I kinda like these...  they're not too crappy. A lot of the others were pretty funny though lol

You just might win!

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.

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Faldon: That thing I played years ago and tried to forget.

lolwut.

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"Do you want wizards? Warriors? Women? Well, two out of three isn't bad. Come play Faldon."

// I think it'd look good if the words "wizards," "warriors," and "women" were bold and grew in size as they appeared.

Other, less likely, ideas:

"Faldon: lol its a gaem"
"Faldon: At least you're not masturbating."
"Faldon: I am masturbating."
"Faldon: I came. I saw. I came again."
"Faldon: Trust no one."
"In Faldon, my clit is magical."
"Faldon: Where are the nipples?!"
"Faldon: More fun than a shotgun blast to the head, right Kurt Cobain?"

Wow. Almost everything is about sex, surprise. Or, we could do a haiku:

A bolt of lightning,
Tearing through a pixel sky,
A warrior dies.

Last edited by ( narcosis ) (December 12th, 2008 12:34 AM)

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Faldon: get me a kleenux... I just orgasmed on the keyboard.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.