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Faldon: If only my penis was long enough to reach my mouth.
Faldon: Something to do while I wait for the cops to arrive after I strangled that hooker.
Faldon: So fun you'll probably beat your infant for interupting your game play.
Faldon: ITT Tech denied me so this is all i have.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Fireborn wrote:

Faldon: ITT Tech denied me so this is all i have.

How did you find out about that?!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Fireborn wins btw.  More fun than a barrel of monkeys... wait.. those were fun?

Edit: The sad part is, Fireborn sat at my house drinking with me coming up with those witty mottos.

Last edited by *BlingBling* (December 17th, 2008 4:10 PM)

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You know it..
I am always full of amazingness..

I am simply amazing.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Fireborn wrote:

Faldon: More fun than fornication with a goat.
Faldon: Fun for all cultures. (More Canadians Please!)
Faldon: A Sausagefest the entire family can enjoy.
Faldon: I came.. I saw.. I quit..
Suicide: An alternative to Faldon.
Faldon: A level a day keeps those icky girls away.
Faldon: Come on really? Just go outside and get some exercise fat boy.
Faldon: A place to forget about how pathetic your life is.
Faldon: As fun as a barrel full of monkeys!.. with Rabies!.. and Aids!.. and they're all gay monkeys!.. Not sounding that fun really...
Faldon: Is this where I find 2 guys 1 cup?
Faldon: It's either this or raping my nephew again.
Faldon: ... I have free candy.. Please come inside my dark van and play me.
Faldon: Chuck Norris almost played it.
Faldon: It's all in the name.
Faldon: Hey... Atleast it's not cancer.

...fixed

Theology: The study of elaborate verbal disguises for non-ideas

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lol =p

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Faldon: The realm of Fireborns awesomeness

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Faldon: Where you can steal from helpless children.... over and over.
Faldon: Where you kill the children you just stole from.... over and over.

I miss the children.... :[

AKA- Rader

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Faldon: KOS kanker moeder. La~

Last edited by GuEsT_Fr33K (May 20th, 2009 4:42 PM)

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as''licensed Microsoft software'' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

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Faldon: Come for the game, stay for the forums....

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Faldon: Testosteron to the MAX.
Faldon: Welcome to the world of the sighs yawns and farts.

Evil Devil - Prometherion

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Faldon a game to be heard:  100%free to play MMORPG, VERY customizable characters, wide variety of monsters, spells, items ext,

Slay some of the most majestic creatures offerd to you by Faldon.

Hunt monsters with a variety of weapons and spells,drop rates for items (items can sell for real money)large training areas spacious fighting ground and Support spells/creatures large variety of items/gear.
Player VS player- fight agents friends and foes in the fast paste action of clashing swords and devastating spells.
explore vast lands and many NPC's ( non-player character )


Faldon: Tactical gameplay Guaranteed laughter in the chats (free roam mmorpg) entire game broadcast, and yell's for people only on the map you are on. private chats. join a party or solo hoards of beasts on your own


nothing special seems to get to the point done in a 15 min limit so if you like it say sumthin tongue if not tell me what needs changed ( wont be able to read anything untill friday) -no internet- untill friday

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I've found 1 fault in your first sentence. Let me correct it:
Faldon a game to be heard:  100%free to play [MORPG], VERY customizable characters, wide variety of monsters, spells, items and blabla

Yet .. again
Faldon: Tactical gameplay Guaranteed laughter in the chats (free roam [morpg]) entire game broadcast, and yell's for people only on the map you are on. private chats. join a party or solo hoards of beasts on your own

I say.. goodday to you sir.

Evil Devil - Prometherion

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Faldon: <awkward silence>

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Faldon: LMFAO

Evil Devil - Prometherion

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There's got to be people who still like this game : (

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Faldon: It might be small... but the smell will get you.

I don't question my sexuality, my sexuality questions me.
Self Gratification is God's greatest gift to man.

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Faldon: You can lead them to water, but you can't make them fish.

and adding to FB's

Faldon: I came, I played, I quit, I played, I quit, I emailed Coma, I got C time, I quit, I moderated, I quit.

Last edited by Outsidethief (September 11th, 2009 12:58 AM)

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My 2 cents:  If you're going to promote Faldon, you really need a gimmick.  Pick something about the game that is done very well or that is unique among other cheap/free MORPGs, and focus on that.  For example:  while there are hundreds of games that do magic and monsters, how many of them have a global chat, or have religion as one of the pieces of character development, or have true pickpocketing?

I'm not sure how you turn those things into advertisements, but conceptually they are a lot more likely to grab someone's attention than things that make the game look like another Ultima Online clone.

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http://www.baixaki.com.br/download/faldon.htm

this is the site where brs find faldon... lol

Evil Devil - Prometherion

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I suppose a nice amount of usd is needed to actually advertise.. ever thought off selling materials in game for usd?

-------edit-------

Maybe special items?

Last edited by Mister Rob (March 4th, 2010 4:33 PM)

Evil Devil - Prometherion

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Faldon: Free, Adventure, Live chats, Danger, Online, Never ending.


Yes we need to adversise.as all the old players are either quiting or getting hacked.
Or we could start by saving the players that we got left before they quit too.

Last edited by barbie (March 5th, 2010 4:57 AM)

I dint do it, It was Spy

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Master_Wu wrote:

19541 downloads, and rated 4 and a half stars, lovely isn't it. Strange as that may be, we retain like 1 in 1000 Brazilian players...

The horrible screen shots don't scare them away, so what is it? language barrier? incredibly hard game play for newbies? It is strange.

It reminds me of the Hong Kong player bubble of the early 2000s...

When you really think about the technology and video game cultures of these two places, it really makes a lot of sense.  With the Hong Kong players, you gave them a free to play game that was solely based on hardcore level grinding(something that is still immensely popular in a lot of Asian countries) .  Other than Lineage, which wasn't free to play at the time, there weren't a lot of options for players in that region at the time.  Fast forward to ten years later, and there's literally hundreds of Asian-owned development houses who are designing games in their native languages...Bubble bursts.

With the Brazilian players, you have to keep in mind that due to lack of financial resources,  the technology used by the masses is far behind what you would expect.  I believe the Sega Genesis was by far the best selling game system there literally a year or two ago.  You give them a free online game that can be played on even the most obsolete computers and you have the recipe to get your foot in the door with the video gamers.

What drives them away?  That question is easily answered by simply creating a new character and logging in.  Empty starting zones, a generally rude and unhelpful player base, and the overall sense of hopelessness that comes from being impossibly behind the general population without the hope of ever catching up.  These factors take away any of the socialization aspects that MMOs provide and for all practical purposes, the game itself throws you right back out the door as soon as you come in.

Honestly, this game has the basic tool set to be a wonderful experience.  However, in it's current state, advertising is simply a waste of money on Zer's part.

Last edited by pennywise (March 5th, 2010 12:27 PM)

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Master_Wu wrote:

Couldn't agree more. The current state of the game is pretty bad and its not too hard to imagine making a new one with new data (items, monsters, stats, magic, maps, etc) smile

Yeah, too bad the game can never maintain the level of development love that it deserves.  I wonder where things would be now if Zer had opened the project up to other developers 5 or so years ago.

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Mumblee wrote:
Master_Wu wrote:

Couldn't agree more. The current state of the game is pretty bad and its not too hard to imagine making a new one with new data (items, monsters, stats, magic, maps, etc) smile

Yeah, too bad the game can never maintain the level of development love that it deserves.  I wonder where things would be now if Zer had opened the project up to other developers 5 or so years ago.

From my understanding, one of the fears about going open source with this game was that once you do, you end up with several servers and an already small community will split up even more.  I could be way off base here, but I believe this was a reason given by Zer regarding opening up the source or releasing the server software.  From a personal perspective as a former musician, I can also imagine that this game would be Zer's baby.  Whether it be painting, music, or film making, most artists don't want to have others interfering with their vision. 

One of the most appealing things about this game and a reason while I always come back and check on it even after ten years is the fact that I find it incredible that one person can create something like this independently as well as support it for free for this length of time.  It's the equivalent to finding a brilliant independently made movie that the director is giving out for free.  In this regard, I respect greatly what Zer has done here as I imagine you do as well, since we both continue to follow the game long after we stopped grinding on Wyrms.

Pennywise - 7 Seconds - Fugazi - Husker Du