Topic: A rapist is on the loose...
I was eating at my local truck stop lastnight and had to go number 2... I walked into the stall and was taking the most massive dump I have ever taken in my life(Truck stop food is not healthy... very greasy...), when a guy busted open my stall and turned me around and violated me... Worst part was I wasnt dont taking my dump... It went EVERYWHERE! Moral of the story is don't wear your new pair of white underwear to a truck stop... They will get ruined!